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Me? I've been busy at work - what are you all doing. So where do all you trolls hang out these days
Am I stuck with bad karma forever?
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This is odd, seeing that recently I have been posting normally to try and get my karma out of the dirt (ok - I did ONE first post which got modded offtopic - no big deal!)
The only thing I can think is reading the trolltalk sid (seeing that crapflooder has resumed there are 4500+ comments which makes firefox struggle) - perhaps Taco thinks that is a script 'haxing his box'.
What a pain in the neck - my only option is to browse and post using TOR (which as we all know
Or maybe I should email him and grovel to get my IP unbanned
What I want to know is, why I can no longer seem to refresh the trolltalk sid. The first time I load it, it works, but try a second time and it wont work - very strange.
Anyone else having problems refreshing it?
So, has it been going peeps!
Lately, I've been focusing on trolling Islam because - lets face it - as a religeon they are acting like total fuckwads. The troll to response ratio is great, but I am getting lots of serious questions about why I do this - am I scared of Muslims? Do I hate ragheads? Why exactly am I doing this - the answer is below...
The easy answer is because they are thin skinned wankers and cannot laugh at themselves. [see mohamed cartoon]
This is the main FUNDAMENTAL problem with Islam as a religeon - they do not tolerate discussion, jokes or disagreements about their religeon - its like Fight Club for crying out loud. If you dont believe EVERYTHING then you are a problem. This fundamental problem is why muslims continue to treat women like dogs, and persecute anyone who doesnt believe them.
"Wait, we are not all like this" I hear the rare open minded muslim cry out.
Well, bully for you - I dont hear you speaking out against the extremists in your religeon - if you REALLY are open minded [and yes, there are some of you] then SPEAK OUT against the viral and oppresive process that is the Islamic way.
How the hell is it possible NOT to troll you - you are all so uptight and and as a group you continually fuck up on the world scene doing really stupid shit. again and again. If this was the middle ages I'd be trolling the christains for their stupidity at the time, but HELLO DICKHEADS - IT IS ALMOST 2007. Perhaps it is time to grow up as a religeon and ease the grip on that little book written by a bunch of old men from a different age (you know - when it was 'ok' for mohamed to marry and screw a 12 year old girl - yes THAT BOOK - come on people do you STILL BELIEVE THAT TRIPE when you know the actions of the chief character.
Anyway - I think all religeons are stupid , it's just that in this point in history Islam is by far the stupidest and is going to be trolled the most.
The free thinking countries of the world (ie those not bound by that stupid koran rubbish) will deal with you - one way or another.
- We will gather evidence of your tyranny and war crimes
- We will invade and hunt you down like a dog
- We will trial you in your own country
- We will kill you
- Your countrymen will cheer when you are gone
(personally, I think it would have been better to assassinate him - but whatever)
Anyway - Ta, ta saddam - say high to mohamed for me. What's that? He isn't there - gosh, what a suprise!
Head on over to Trolltalk for the latest and greatest news about Cracky Chan, Mercatur, bees, polls and other exiciting events - All discussed moderately by loving, caring netizens.
Oh, by the way, this was another fine FIRST POST
Police have mobilized 500 extra staff to quell the 3000 crazy arabs who are roaming the streets in packs looking to beat up and rape anyone getting in their way
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such news reports as
'Elections in Iraq - an exercise in futility'
and 'Pubes - not just for flossing anymore!'
Todays LIVE update comes straight from a slashdot troll on the streets of Sydney:
"I was sitting on the beach with my Linux laptop madly hitting F5 while trying for first post when all of a sudden this gang of 30 shows up.
ME - [looks up] "Hello ethnic people - do any of you guys know of any faster wireless access points that I can connect to?"
GANG - [glaring and waving cricket bats] "THIS IS OUR BEACH, BITCH!"
ME - [knew this was coming] "Look, I am just relaxing on the beach, like a happy little Australian minding my own business - why are you harrasing me?"
GANG - "We are going to smash you fuckin' head in, until your brains fall out your arse"
ME - [smirking] "I realise that you are in a gang and therefore stupid and gutless, but I just need to know of a decent 802.16 connect point.. hey, what the fuck am I talking about - none of you even know what a computer is I'm guessing!"
Suddenly the gang attacks, but The_Fire_Horse is prepared and quickly yells out "LOOK - OVER THERE, IT'S ALLUH!!
and would you believe it, just like those old 50's style jungle movies these crazy natives drop to their knees like lemmings and starting screeching "PRAISE ALLAH"
The fire horse quietly walks away as the police swoop in.
[ANOTHER FINE FIRST POST] at: Steam Hybrid Car from BMW
I had just finished a lame troll and was checking the replies when there was a flash of lightning and suddenly He appeared... I was scared... WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
HOWTO - A guide to mulsim trolling, and
Irony - it affects us all in the end
So here I am - a seasoned slashdot troll in one corner of the boxing ring and in the other corner is ALLAH himself, dressed a little like David Hasselhoff in the Knight Rider, but looking pretty angry regardless.
[DING][DING] The Fight Begins
Allah leaps towards the firehorse in a blaze of fury, smiting him with lightning bolts, censorship and disinformation.
The fire horse quickly rips up one of the poles and smacks allah across the head, yelling "FIRST POST BIATCH"
Allah goes down and you can almost hear the moans of a million muslims - actually, you can hear the muslims as they are all in the audience, having no other life than following this little bitch called alluh.
But, anyway - The firehorse takes a leisurely piss on the face of allah as he slowly wakes up from the blistering first post strike, while the audience is enraged.
Allah - strikes - he hits with the 'racist card' and suddenly the firehorse is powerless to attack - its like he is frozen. No one can attack Allah while the racist card is active, lest they be called racist and spirited away for reprogramming.
But the firehorse wasnt born yesterday and deals a deadly blow.... The logic clause (aka PROOF OR STFU N00B) - Allah is suddenly forced to admit to the consequence of his 'alleged' book called the Koran and promptly vanishes in a puff of smoke.
The_Fire_Horse WINS - Allah is defeated forever and all the mulsims in the audience spontaneously explode, solving all the worlds problems.
The End (...if only) -----------------
Damn it - only got a 2nd post in this article
Fucking Islams and their medievil tactics using force to spread the holey word of the koran - doesnt it just piss you off?
This is now the 20th century and yet they continue to use 14th century strong arm terror tactics to spread the word of their virul brainwashing.
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
IsPorn - the 5 pillars of masturbation, and
Muslem Women - YUK - cover up your face, biatch - YOU UGLY!
Today, we will continue our investigation into this so called "Religeon of Peace" that is IsSLUM.
Without rehashing the lists here, it is clear that over 95% of all riots, terror attacks and religous based murders have been conducted by muslims in the last 25 years. Dont get me wrong, Christians were absolute pricks during the crusades and just about ALL religeons have been arseholes at some point during their existance. The thing is, we are not talking about the dark ages, or medievil times - this is 2005, and we as a people should know better.
People who talk against muSLUMs are often killed (taco - please dont post my IP - ktx), for example Salman Rushdie and that poor bastard in the netherlands. You just cannot seem to talk about islam without fear of retribution - all other religeons, for hundreds of years have at least tolerated debate - Hell, just yesterday the fucking vatican stated that 'Intelligent Design' isnt all it cracked up to be (HA - take that Bush!)
So, what can the average Slashdotter do to fix this situation?
1. Keep an on the the patterns of violence mathematically (I may be a troll, but you cannot argue against the sheer volume of news reports) so that you see that it is muSLUMs causing all the trouble
2. Be aware that discussions about the downsides of isSLUM can be hazardous to your health. Try a simple argument with a muslim person on a non serious topic - then say "ALLAH IS A CUNT" and watch your learned friend hit the roof and pull out a knife from the teatowel on his head. Duck and cover.
3. Vote 'HELL NO' to having islam control YOUR country (that is their target, and the core purpose of all the jihads - to have islam based governments and their 'own' laws [shudder]
Stand united fellow slashdot geeks - together we can spread the word that we DO NOT WANT ISLUM IN OUR GOVERNMENT thank you very much
Always remember the slogan: "ALLAH be FUCKED if I let Muslims run MY country!"
Sorry to post this here but trolltalk is being crapflooded by someone with a Perl for Dummies guide and a PII running Slackware.
Anyway - seeing that there is no point me posting shit over there, I thought I'd share my thoughts with you here
IS THAT OK WITH YOU, TACO YOU CUNT!!!
You see, I am a troll and a bit of a show off - I like to post things that are not popular and challenge conventional thought.
TACO'S WIFE IS THE FATTEST UGLIEST FUCKING COW I EVER SAW
On the surface, my posts seem crude and purile; but if you look deeper and really *understand* what I am saying, then you see that some of my work is very insightful.
Look even deeper and you will see the humour and futility of everything that is the slashhive.
I HAD TO USE MY SPECIAL WIDE ANGLE GLASSES JUST SEE TACOS WIFES ASS IN ONE VIEWING - NOW I CANT FUCKING SEE A THING!!!
So to conclude this evenings discussion, I just hope that you will think of the pain that us trolls are going through, during the crapflooding of trolltalk.
Oh, and to keep this post on topic (I have no idea what the article will be about, but I bet you ten bucks that one of these comments will get +5 insightful):
"This wouldn't have happened if they had been running linux on this"
"Patents are wrong - we should boycott this company"
"Hey - this company should be rewarded for the work they do"
"He - lucky they werent running M$"
'One' of his wives was 9 years old when he consummated the marriage. What a fucking cheese dick - even though young marriages were not uncommon in 'those days', it is a fucking joke that some highly and blindly followed religious head is worshipped for his insightful thinking.
Come on - let's face facts. Mohamed was a FUCKING PEDOPHILE and it is documented.
And now all of a sudden these moronic mulsims are saying porn is bad, praise Allah, blow up shit and then in the afterlife I will get 72 virginal girls (and 'comely boys' - bet you didn't know that!) if I do alluhs work.
And these people wonder why the rest of the world thinks that muslims are a bunch of mindless faggots? They are happy to rape 9 year old girls but they wont allow their own wives to show their face?
They are happy to blow up children in the name of Allah even though the Koran says 'don't kill'
They are happy to condemn others religions, but they KILL PEOPLE who even question their fucked up religion.
Seriously - the muslim religion is a joke, and it should be eradicated.