I come back to Slashdot after a several year hiatus and what do I find? Fucking Darby posts, all modded up insightful. Seriously where does Slashdot get enough shit-dicks to moderate Darby's posts up as soon as he posts them?
Can someone paste me the "Which is worse? The engine on your Lexus freezes or your colon starts bleeding" troll? I haven't seen that one for a while and would like to.
I couldn't get first post, because my IP seems to have been banned for bad posting. I post at -1 by default, and I thought that the deal was if I don't get modded down, I can post up to two messages per day and won't get IP banned.
How in the hell?
I haven't said fuck to anyone in over half a month. Discuss.
Here is a short list of people who are currently idiots. I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, there would be many more in this list, but that is entirely too much work.
CySurflex, 564206: This guy is a die-hard Windows hater and most likely queer. He finds humour in calling Bill Gates "Mr. Potatoe Head."
He Was Gamecubed, 615114: Thinks himself clever because he hates "Americanised anime" and spells Microsoft with a dollarsign.
Futurepower(R), 558542: This guy does nothing but post about his site, and then post replies to those posts telling people to go to his site. His site is biased heavily in the "anti-microDOLLARSIGNoft" direction half the time, and the rest of the time it is both biased AND factually wrong.
aminorex, 141494: This guy is currently the number one king of idiots. He hates everyone, but especially Jews and anyone who has the slightest interest in supporting the war on terror, and he believes that the FBI assassinates cultists using a team of (I swear I'm not making this up) Ninjas with MP5s.
L33t-Geek, 614706: Added 12/11/2002. This guy is pretty standard idiot-fare. Complains about privacy rights in a public place, and does not believe that (shock!) Linux has bad programs.
Also you'll note that I'm using the "Beanies" topic for this journal about how slashdot is fucking gay, because Beanies are in fact fucking gay.
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It seems that some people have the idea that I created the site that I link to certain occurences of the word Linux. This is not the case. I merely link to it to initiate people into the world of goatse and whatnot.
My name is in fact Alex, and I am in high school. However, the similarity between me and the Alex who owns Coreweb end there. The most obvious issue is that I do not go to Masco. I have never had any contact with Masco. I live in Ottawa (the capital of Canada, if you're keeping track). I don't own a webhosting service, nor intend to ever start one, much less call it Coreweb.
And I'd also like to say that whoever thought I actually made that site is rather naive, as it has been around for longer than I have known of the goatse image.
I'm back, and with -9 karma. You know what this means? More posts with Jon Barrett linked to goatse, and more Spooge Awards to be handed out.