I know the guy who does this, and he probably gets laid a hell of a lot more often than you do. It's not like this is something he does in his free time - it's a job.
Said guy was actually proposing doing a workshop at Linuxconf on how to wear deoderant and talk to girls. I'll tell you when he's running it, so you can apply.
Discussion still reigns as to whether he wears the AR gear while he does the deed. I'm sure he's tried it once - but then, who wouldn't?