For years now, I've been trying to find this song that I heard on the radio. I think it was at least 10 years ago, but I'm unsure about that. I've looked on google, but all I can find are a few other folks in the same situation, trying to find the same song.
It was a jaunty fast paced Christmas tune, sung by a Christmas turkey, excited because he'd been "invited" to dinner. I remember a few lines:
Oh, I've been invited for Christmas,
As a turkey I am blessed.
I've heard that turkeys make good gravy,
So I'm going to offer to cook.
Then there's a slow stuttering part:
And what's Uncle Max...
Going to do with that axe?
Any help with this would be appreciated, songwriter, performer, name of the tune, where to find it, etc.