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Barence writes "Why are IT staff treated with near universal contempt? PC Pro has investigated why everyone hates the IT department. From cultivating a culture of "them and us", to unrealistic demands from end users and senior management, to the inevitable tension created when employees try and bring their own equipment into the office, PC Pro identifies the key reasons for the lack of respect for IT."
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Comment: Enjoy freezing. I'll be in the Keys. (Score 1) 54

by Talisman (#35026240) Attached to: Want Your Own Bunker Like WikiLeaks Or Pirate Bay?

You can have your cold, dark Scottish bunker. I'll be sitting in my hurricane-proof reinforced to withstand a 20-megaton blast at a range of 2.5 miles down in Key Largo:

http://www.co-buildings.com/southeast/305/key_largo_1.jpg

Yes, it even has an ocean view. Two, really, since if you look east you see the Atlantic, and if you look west you see the Gulf of Mexico.

Haggis vs. Coconut Shrimp
Stella vs. Corona
Whiskey vs. Margaritas
Pale vs. Tan
Highlands women vs. college girls on spring break

Yeah, you can keep your bunker.

Comment: Re:Should be fine... (Score 0, Flamebait) 510

by Talisman (#34229512) Attached to: Where Do I Go Now That Oracle Owns OpenOffice.org?

Huh. Some guy on slashdot, one who thinks intelligence correlates with genetics no less, thinks I'm an idiot. I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

You think there is no correlation between intelligence and genetics?

This is rather telling about your intelligence in and of itself.

Businesses

EA Shuts Down Pandemic Studios, Cuts 200 Jobs 161

Posted by Soulskill
from the say-goodnight-folks dept.
lbalbalba writes "Electronic Arts is shutting down its Westwood-based game developer Pandemic Studios just two years after acquiring it, putting nearly 200 people out of work. 'The struggling video game publisher informed employees Tuesday morning that it was closing the studio as part of a recently announced plan to eliminate 1,500 jobs, or 16% of its global workforce. Pandemic has about 220 employees, but an EA spokesman said that a core team, estimated by two people close to the studio to be about 25, will be integrated into the publisher's other Los Angeles studio, in Playa Vista.' An ex-developer for Pandemic attributed the studio's struggles to poor decisions from the management."

Comment: It's Smart (Score 1) 721

by Talisman (#30096972) Attached to: Vatican Debates Possibility of Alien Life

"Just as a multiplicity of creatures exists on Earth, so there could be other beings, also intelligent, created by God."

I am agnostic, and I have no problem with this line of reasoning. The presence of aliens neither proves nor disproves the existence of God, from a philosophical point of view. The 'smart' religion is the adaptable one. If you want to keep your followers and expand your base, you need to keep your belief systems up-to-date. This is a very smart thing for the Catholic church to do. Now if they could just get over their hatred of homosexuals...

Comment: Re:Horrible Article (Score 2, Interesting) 86

by Talisman (#30056478) Attached to: $9 Million ATM Hacking Ring Indicted

"...if they are smart they had a contingency plan, hide a million or two in a hole in the ground, and will only serve a handful of years in jail..."

Let's assume high and say $2MN dollars is successfully hidden. Let's say they get 5 years in jail. There were 8 of them. 2MN/8 = $250,000. $250,000/5 = $50,000.

Good job, guys! You went to jail for 5 years for $50,000 per year, which is what a mid-level IT tech makes. You also guaranteed yourselves a lifetime of being watched by government agencies the world over.

Now, I don't know how many people were just foot soldiers and how many were involved in the technical side of the hack, but say instead of ripping off a bank, you used your what seems to be considerable insight into security flaws to start a security firm and make a lot more money, legitimately. Just not as exciting, I suppose. Good grief, just informing RBS about this hack would have netted you a fat, LEGAL payday. Or, you could have contacted their current security firm, told THEM about the hack, they pay you quietly under the table, then get to look like heroes when they show RBS what they found. There were a lot of ways to use this to your advantage.

I work with a lot of former eastern bloc nationals, and it never ceases to amaze me how much 'ripping off the system' is ingrained into their mentalities. Some of the world's best programming talent comes from that region, and the majority seem inclined to use it for nefarious purposes.

We had to fire what was probably the best technician our company ever had, a Bulgarian, because instead of using his abilities to improve our company's network, he used it to to hack the company firewall and phone switch, and sell Internet access and long distance to people. He probably made a few thousand dollars, but lost a job that paid $72,000, which is a fortune in Bulgaria.

Comment: Re:Didn't happen. (Score 1) 978

by Talisman (#30042734) Attached to: Why Doesn't Exercise Lead To Weight Loss?

Yes, I did.

The 19 pounds was not all fat. When you starve yourself and deplete your body of carbs, you lose a lot of water, since carbs cause water retention.

But I was 19 pounds lighter at the end of the week, and a lot of it was fat.

Yes, I'm a relatively big person. I was 6' 1" 225 pounds at the start of the week and ended at 206 pounds. I also had a decent amount of base muscle, so my metabolism is higher than most; I've weight trained since I was 16, and I was 28 at the time.

I'm accustomed to listening to people like you, so I'm not offended, and I can understand how most people would have trouble believing such a claim until they see it for themselves. But for people who are capable of doing such things, and have done it, we know it's possible.

Look up weight loss for extreme distance swimmers. They lose tremendous amounts of weight in very brief periods of time. Or read the story about Marcus Luttrell, the SEAL who was stranded in the mountains of Afghanistan and lost 30 pounds in 6 days.

Or Michelle Macy, who lost 7 pounds in 10 hours while swimming the English Channel. Men lose even more.

Legit extreme weight loss is fairly well documented, so don't take my word for it. Google it up. It's possible.

Comment: BURN BABY, BURN (Score 2, Insightful) 978

by Talisman (#30031798) Attached to: Why Doesn't Exercise Lead To Weight Loss?

I have gone through large weight swings at different periods throughout my life. I was ectomorphic growing up, and matured into a mesomorph. Because my job is IT, I'm sedentary for long periods of time, and as such, will accumulate fat, especially given that in my mid-30's I still eat just like I did in my mid-teens.

Due to my particular personality - mild OCD, extremely impatient - I am very, very good at modifying the way I look in short periods of time. I lost 19 pounds in a week, just to prove a point. I ate 3 hard boiled eggs per day, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, lots of water, lots of coffee, and never stopped chewing sugarfree gum. I also exercised for 4-5 hours per day. It takes incredible willpower. It absolutely sucks. You'll feel like shit. But it does work.

Swimmers who cross the English Channel and Florida Straits also lose huge amounts of weight in very short periods of time. Susie Maroney lost 22 pounds in just over a day when she swam from Cuba to Key West. Not all of it fat, to be sure, but a lot of it was.

Much hype was made about Michael Phelps' diet when he trains. He consumes between 10,000 - 12,000 calories per day while training. So imagine your daily food intake, and quadruple it. That's how much he eats. And that's just to prevent him from losing weight. He has to eat that much to stay the same.

I also freedive. Freedivers are some of the leanest athletes in the world. They tend to stay away from gyms as too much muscle burns too much oxygen. The repeated depletion and replenishment of O2 across the cell membrane really burns the calories. After a 4-day freediving training session off the coast of Florida, I had lost 6 pounds of fat in 4 days.

As others have noted, most people feel like they're doing a lot of exercise, but they simply aren't.

Exercise absolutely works. Just just aren't doing it intensely enough or long enough if you aren't burning fat.

Comment: Re:Begging the question (Score 1) 47

by Talisman (#30019774) Attached to: NH Supreme Court Hears Case On Protections For Anonymous Sources Online

Maybe change your name to BadClicheGuy.

"Begging the question" does NOT mean 'makes you wonder' or 'brings a particular inquiry to mind'.

It's a logical fallacy, a hallmark of circular arguments.

Me: That water is really warm.
You: What makes you say that?
Me: Because it's hot.

THAT is begging the question.

The term is so misused today, even by people on TV who as professional speakers should know better, that it is commonly used as you used it, but it's still wrong. And stupid.

Fuck man, think of the phrase in the context you're using it in. It makes no sense.

It 'begs the question'. What's it begging? Are you begging? You're begging to ask a question?

If the phrase made grammatical sense to imply a different meaning, I would understand the confusion, but the phrase itself makes no sense when taken in literal form.

It begs the question, what sort of education are our children getting?

See how fucking stupid that sounds?

Comment: Wipe It (Score 4, Insightful) 344

by Talisman (#30019526) Attached to: Test of 16 Anti-Virus Products Says None Rates "Very Good"

Imaging products have become so good and fast that I no longer bother with 'scrubbing' a computer clean when it gets a virus. I can reimage the machine in less time; 15 minutes from start to finish, and I don't have to worry about viral remnants in the registry or some deeply buried hidden folder with a time bomb inside.

I keep our company's image file up-to-date, and when something goes wrong with a computer (drive crash, corrupt registry, malware, whatever) they are back online in 15 minutes. Screw scouring the web for a utility to remove a particular virus that may or may not work, and screw relying on an all-in-one product to save you from malware.

I have come to terms with the absolute fact that users are stupid and careless and aside from rare individual who bother to be responsible, they will always be stupid and careless, no matter how much I wish they would change.

In a business environment, imaging is the way to go.

(I use a Mac at home and don't have to worry about such things)

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

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