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Comment Re:playful workdays?! lots of nonsense criticisms. (Score 1) 428

"But playful workdays implies lowering expectations and less time working, which is the antithesis of productivity."

This is the number one thing bad managers fail to understand. Time spent working != productivity. It's quite possible to become more productive if you spend less time working and are more refreshed, happier, and more focused.

There is a balance, but the idea that more time at work inherently means more productivity is complete nonsense, there's a point where your returns not only diminish, but go into reverse. Someone working 7 hours a day who loves their job with a passion will typically still get more done than someone who works 10 hours a day and fucking hates it.

If you're in management, please step out, or learn a few things about how to make sure staff are effective and productive, because based on your comment you're part of the productivity problem.

Comment Re: Melinda Gates? What did she accomplish? (Score 1) 106

"The ones who marked it troll are probably jealous of his wealth, which is stupid because there're plenty of other reasons to dislike the man."

Actually to be honest, I think it was completely unrelated and it's the same reason a number of my posts have been downmodded in the last 24 hours. A bunch of real actual fascists got angry because I confronted them with facts:


As is usual for fascists, they get a bit upset when confronted with reality and go on their little censorship sprees - I don't think my downmodding in this thread was anything to do with what I said in this thread for what it's worth but the more general down-modding I received for explaining why UKIP fascists are wrong with facts and figures.

The amusing thing is that they think that censoring random people on the internet will actually change the fact they're wrong, they'll keep telling us about how right they are, how important they are, and yet their grand dictator Farage will still keep failing to get elected regardless, though he'll still keep coming back of course because he's the world's sorest loser in the politics game and not a man of his word. Luckily as any UKIP conference will show you these people are nearly all dead, so we wont have to put up with them much longer and no one will give a shit about them and their views when they're 6 foot under. They're also mostly poor underachievers, so maybe they are also jealous of people like Bill Gates too mind you:


Only 23% earn more than combined £40k a year in their household (this threshold is below the national average for a household), 71% are over 50, over half have no qualifications past GCSE level (you finish GCSEs at 16), not even A-Level and a mere 13% have a degree.

Yeah, actually, I think your jealousy theory probably does have some relevance to them after all :)

Comment Re: Yeah, sure (Score 1) 412

Of course there is, but we're not even remotely close to it. The countries that are are places like Jordan, where they've had more than 20% of their population enter their country as refugees in the space of a year.

Constant drivel about how the UK is "full" makes no sense when Japan has less usable land mass than us and double our population (they're also wealthier too per head of population).

The problem is folks like you insist on cutting your nose off to spite your face. You hate people who are different to you and you'd rather focus on that even if it means you will be less wealthy, and there will be less healthcare and school places available as a result. You can't accept that if something is wrong in this country that maybe, just maybe, you're the cause, not people who haven't been here long enough to be a problem and who actually for the most part benefit the country.

Immigration isn't remotely at a level where it's unmanageable in the UK and it is a net benefit to our country, those are unavoidable facts. That's why frankly anyone making it out to be a big deal is either ignorant of the facts (in the GPs case, wilfully ignorant because even with the facts he wants to deny it) or has other motives for complaining about immigration - the obvious ones being nationalism, racism, and xenophobia or some combination of.

Again I don't deny we have problems related to immigration, I think we go way too easy on immigrants who commit crimes, and I'd be happy to support instant no-questions deportation for someone convicted of a serious crime like rape or murder, but the general influx of people? It's really not a problem, on the contrary, it's a good thing, but just like the Germans in 1939 people like you are willing to be useful idiots in the hate game spread by populist hate and fear mongers like Farage.

Comment Re: Yeah, sure (Score 0) 412

"No, my argument against your unnamed "study" (undoubtedly made by someone who got the result they were looking for and who published their study in a journal refereed by their fellow travelers) is that they had thumbs on the scale the whole way."

So on one hand you're complaining about not being given the study, but on the other you're professing to be able to discredit it anyway? I know UKIPers like you are anti-intellectual, but must you really persist in arguments that don't make sense? There isn't just one study, there are many:

Oxford University's Migration Analysis Centre:

University College London's Migration Research Centre:

I know it's inconvenient to your foreigner hating viewpoint, but these aren't fly by night vested interests. These are real actual top of the league table universities doing real actual analysis into the causes, impacts, and effects of immigration across the globe. The whole point in their existence is to analyse the facts of migration, whether it's positive or negative.

Once again, your entire argument boils down to "I hate foreigners so everyone that has studied this properly is wrong because I say so.".

Even outside of academia, there are corporations doing similar studies and that want the facts so that they can guide their business:


For them it's not about some political leaning, it's about profit.

Like it or not, you're wrong and you're a typical UKIPer- you simply cannot accept the fact that the real problem is that you are a xenophobic hatemonger so instead you just tell yourself people who have actually put effort into it, rather than people like you that have just decided, are wrong, because that makes you feel uncomfortable and ruins your attempt at blame gaming.

Comment Re:Chapter 11 != Bankruptcy (Score 1) 113

Chapter 11 is basically a default on your debt. Whether you go bankrupt depends on whether you can convince your creditors that they should give you more time, accept reduced payments, or somehow otherwise let you restructure your debt.

If you can't convince them, that's when bankruptcy hits and that's when the legal battles start over the remains - this is where it starts to get nasty and becomes a gamble for creditors as everyone starts to try and fight to get as much of their investment back as they can, but given the company has reached that point it's unlikely there are assets available for everyone to get their investment back, and so someone loses out.

As you say, this means a judge that goes against you, as a creditor, can really fuck you over. The worst part is typically for employees who may be owed pay, or pensions and so forth - all too often they end up bottom of the pile so the billionaire institutional investors manage to use the courts to recoup their investment, but the workers who put in the effort and didn't get their last few paychecks get screwed.

Comment Re:Can't be too much competition... (Score 1, Flamebait) 60

The reason companies like Facebook will pick Ireland is because it's a tax haven, and because it's where they amass many billions of otherwise unproductive dollars.

If they try and take it somewhere more useful then they'll have to inevitably pay the tax that, if they weren't avoiding (possibly even evading in some cases) it, they'd have had to have paid in the first place.

So they have the following choices

1) They have it sat in an Irish bank not really doing anything, and possibly depreciating in value due to lack of worthwhile investments in country

2) They bring it back to a more useful jurisdiction. By useful I mean one that has a high concentration of skilled tech professionals that can grow their business with new products and so on, or where they can use it to acquire other companies in that jurisdiction. The fact is, there is only so much you can spend in a country with a population of 4.6million before you've hired all the worthwhile tech professionals, and bought and invested in all the worthwhile companies. The combined fortunes of money stockpiled by big tech in Ireland is way more than is available to sensibly spend on so Ireland isn't that "useful" as a place to invest in people or businesses because there's just nowhere near enough to go around. The downside of moving it to a different jurisdiction is they'll lose a sizable proportion of it to tax, so they don't.

3) They spend it on something in Ireland that doesn't need much man power and doesn't involve trying to find a company to invest in or buy up.

This is an obvious case of option 3 - it's something they can build to use some of that stockpiled cash but that doesn't really cause too much of a problem in trying to fight with all the other hundreds of billions of stockpiled money in Ireland to get the resources for it - there's no point building a large high skilled software/product development office there for example because the population of Ireland will never ever be able to sustain the required levels of staff to make it work.

You could push the Irish government to allow for a new immigration scheme to allow them to bring in the necessary talent but then you'd get all the unskilled natives moaning about how they took their jobs even though they were never talented enough or qualified to do those jobs in question in the first place, which is a shame, because that ruins it for everyone because it means such a centre can't be built and the handful of people in the country who are talented and qualified enough don't have that opportunity made available to them.

So you're stuck with things like data centres that require few staff, and call centres that require unskilled staff, but even they're becoming less common in Ireland because places like India can provide unskilled staff far more cheaply.

They may as well use the money somehow, and this is about the best option available to them. It's probably near a village for the simple fact that that local council offered them the best local rates or subsidy to bring the handful of jobs and wealth it creates to their area.

Comment Re: Yeah, sure (Score 1) 412

So your argument against a sound scientific study boils down to "I'm right" and a sound scientific study is wrong because I'm going to claim it's below par without any evidence?

Like all UKIPers you're basically just not willing to accept evidence that conflicts with your hate of those from a different background to you. Your hate overrules everything you do.

I'm not claiming immigrants don't cluster together, I'm merely claiming that they're not net leeches on society because that's demonstrably not true, regardless of what you say about such studies. The argument that the people studying have beliefs that align with their results is entirely nonsensical, of course they do, any rational mind when faced with a set of compelling well evidenced results is going to weigh their belief in the direction of that result - you're effectively arguing that unless these people deny their own science then the results aren't credible. That makes no sense.

It doesn't really matter if one Rupert Murdoch balances out a bunch of leeches, the point is that you don't want immigrants, and that means throwing out the beneficial with the non-beneficial. Could we improve the amount that immigrants contribute by weeding out the non-beneficial better? Sure, but it'll become increasingly expensive to carry out that monitoring, measuring and deportation- more so than dealing with our actual native benefits leech problem. You're talking about making a big issue and spending money on something that'll have vastly diminishing returns compared to actual prominent more obvious, but more politically sensitive issues. I'm not denying there aren't some who are problematic, but merely making the point that making that a big deal is nonsensical when there are far larger more expensive problems that we should be prioritising first, like the complete lack of effort put into making sure the wealthiest segment of society - pensioners - have also born the brunt of austerity that everyone else has had to suffer by ditching nonsense such as free TV licenses and free bus passes - they're already the wealthiest demographic, so why do they need this when no one else gets it. They're the real leeches, but they're politically untouchable.

Comment Re:Watching someone code drives me insane (Score 1) 186

Yep, don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting that devs can code 40 hours a week solidly, I think they'll always need some kind of break and I agree that this sort of environment can deprive them of that.

Ideally devs would just work 30 - 35 hour weeks so that when they do work they're working with fresh minds to write better software in probably less overall time, but unfortunately we're still completely stuck under this archaic Victorian work ethic where too many people view a good worker as one that puts in the hours still, rather than one that churns out the goods to the best quality in the least time.

Comment Re:Watching someone code drives me insane (Score 1) 186

"You might be amazed how much "code" that is not web-pages still interfaces with people."

I don't need to be amazed, because I'm an architect and have worked on many such projects, but the people they're interfacing with are technically competent enough to know what they need - there's no real formula to always get a front end system right first time, but there are plenty of well defined ways of doing back end systems right first time.

"If libraries and compilers aren't used by at least 100x as many programmers as the ones required to write and maintain them, I'd call "you're doing it wrong" on the libraries and compilers."

The people writing them are themselves end users though, so (if they're half way competent) they don't need an outside subject matter expert because they are one - at least they should be if they're writing the library and compiler in the first place. Besides, many people don't even use compilers directly now, they use them indirectly through an IDE, and it's really the IDE that matters. The idea of a compiler as just being this individual thing that is only used in one way seems naive, compilers are used in a variety of circumstances even beyond this where users don't even realise compilation is occurring. Case in point we're building right now a system for defining workflows in a visual manner that generates code and compiles it to bytecode so that it performs incredibly fast when executed - the only other people even knowing anything about that compiler will be those of us working on it.

"I'll grant that "large back end systems" require a lot of effort, and maintenance, but in this case your "customers" are the programmers that interface to the system - and, in a way, the specifications of those interfaces."

But this doesn't require daily interaction, it's the sort of thing that can be typically well defined up front in a waterfall style way. It's not like a user focused application where you need regular iterative cycles with user feedback to refine it. I've trained people in Agile methods (scrum specifically) so it's not like I'm some old school guy who can't move on, but I do realise that there are vast differences between different projects and some techniques work better than others depending on those circumstances.

"If a coding problem is clearly defined, unchanging, in other words: academic"

This is nonsense and I'd frankly question your experience if you think only academic problems fulfil this criteria. When we build systems for major financial institutions it's typical for them to have these systems in place for 10, 20, even 30 years. They don't need anything other than an agreed interface to access the system from the outset and from there on out we simply build it. Some projects simply necessitate (especially given the sums of money involved) that we put in the effort to get it right, and get it stable from the outset. If we built these systems in an Agile manner we'd simply lose all respect and they'd have no confidence, when they're talking about something with a long life time they don't want it to look like we're winging it and figuring it out as we go. We do however sometimes offer additional services, including building user focused front ends that interface with these systems, and in those cases we do use Agile methods, we do constantly get feedback and so on and so forth, these systems aren't going to stay static like the back end for an extended period, they'll either change, or just be outright replaced on a much shorter cycle because front end technology tends to change much more frequently than back end.

There's a time and place for each and every tool, but you're sounding an awful lot like one of those guys who believes you can and should throw agile at absolutely everything. It's not a silver bullet, in fact, there is no silver bullet. Don't criticise people because you assume they're working on the same sorts of project as you and doing it wrong, there's every chance they're doing it exactly right and that it's merely your assumptions that are wrong.

Comment Re: Yeah, sure (Score 1) 412

"Your experience is probably both typical -- of a native -- and misleading. Do you spend much time in places where immigrants tend to cluster together and form fairly closed communities?"

For it to be misleading, you need to show that such places actually exist, but it's really not clear that they do.

All evidence points to immigrants being net contributors, so this idea that there are a sizable number sponging off the state seems to be entirely speculative with no real evidence behind it.

You're effectively using the same tactic the likes of The Daily Mail, The Daily Express, and other far-right propaganda papers use - when someone questions you're theory, you're just creating another non-disprovable myth to argue that you're right. You might as well just say "Benefits tourists exist, because god told me so.", that argument has as much merit to it.

Fact is no such communities really can exist, if nothing else they'd have to head into a multi-cultural city centre and talk to people on a regular basis to be eligible and for and to receive benefits in the first place. They don't just get sent to your address when you arrive in the country, you have to go regularly to a job centre and justify why you need job seekers allowance for example, you have to go and by your food, and clothes, and beds and so forth. If they have kids and they're claiming tax credits then they're going to see other parents at school, speak to teachers, and if they don't, have social services and the police come and talk to them. It's kind of hard for an entire community to stay so utterly secretive that not one of them has ever declared to an outsider whether or not they and those around them typically have jobs and similarly one would wonder why the census, which is legally binding to fill in, never picked this up. On the contrary, all it found was a bunch of deprived largely native-British areas, which led to locations for such wonderous TV as Benefits Street (that was sarcasm if you didn't figure it out).

Comment Re:Watching someone code drives me insane (Score 1) 186

I'd say if you're doing architectural stuff every day that you're doing it wrong. There's no way you should be pratting around with tools selection on a daily basis, and even your customers are unlikely to need to be pestered daily.

I suspect the problem is you've assumed everyone is working on the type of project you are, you're probably doing some customer facing UI type application like a web page. Not everyone is, some people work on libraries, others on compilers, others on large back end systems. These sorts of projects can very well allow a developer to just concentrate on coding them after the initial architectural description has been devised and a plan made for implementation.

Comment Re:No (Score 1) 82

Yep, in fact, with the new European Court of Human Rights ruling that states employers can snoop on private data on a machine used at work I would refuse to ever bring my own device in to a work place now. It's too risky, there's not a chance I'm going to enter into a situation where my employer potentially has the legal right to look through all my personal e-mails, photos, communications and so forth ever.

For me BYOD is a big no no, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole, the slightest chance that an employer might be allowed access to pillage data from my personal devices is enough to push me away.

Even outside of that with devices like phones, I like a separation between my personal phone and my work phone because I can turn my work phone off out of hours. I don't want to be pestered by work on my personal phone in my time, when I'm off sick, when I'm on holiday, perhaps even after I've quit the company. I made the mistake early in my career of allowing people at work my personal phone number as well as my work one as my work one didn't always get reception. After a shitty call on a day off from a user that shouldn't have even had the number but had obviously been handed it by someone, about a support issue that didn't even have anything to do with me, I demanded that my personal number be removed altogether and I always switched my work phone off the second I left work making it clear if they want me to answer in my own time they need to pay me on-call pay.

Frankly as I see it BYOD is basically just an attempt to merge personal life and work life so that exploitative companies can further entrench themselves in every aspect of your life to make sure that you're always on the clock.

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