I'm so happy about this news, I'm gonna shove a cat through 2 slits to see what happens.
Why does the sky appear to so quickly transition from black to blue around the 6 minute mark?
They were made out of meat
If our main goal is to reproduce and spread among the galaxy, then a brain inside a dick will be the quickest route: cut out the middle-men organs. In fact, skip the brain.
Isn't it discriminatory to give an employee a pink-slip for being obese?
"the ability to steal gossipy emails from a not-so-great protected computer network [at Sony] is not the same thing as being able to carry out physical, 9/11-style attacks in 18,000 locations simultaneously.
So compromising a not-so-great protected computer network is not the same as compromising a not-so-great protected computer network?
information revolution is a disappointment. Jobs get slashed, but there is no increase in the creation of actual wealth or value.
There has been an increase in wealth, but most of it has gone to the top 1%. Trickle-down is not simply not working anymore. Sorry, Republicans, but you have it all wrong. You are applying 1960 economics to the wrong era. Tax the wealthy to fix our rotting infrastructure; then we'll have jobs, consumers, and working roads and pipes.
I was thinking Spanish Inquisition, Crusades, vicious fights between Catholics and Protestants, Galileo, etc. True, that's more of a mid-point than a "start".
Christianity "matured". Islam seems to still be in the middle stage.
That explains the No Smoking sign the probe found.
Then, on the day after Thanksgiving in 2013, methane readings shot up in Gale Crater and stayed high while Curiosity made three more measurements over the next 60 days.
Right after Thanksgiving? I suspect they did it Gilligan's Island-style and the probe really landed on Earth, in middle America.
Christianity started out violent but eventually mellowed out for the most part. Islam is just several ticks behind the times.
Just post them all on "Hot or not"
I don't think a parent wants The Internet rating their 11-year-old daughter's anterior end (especially if the score is extremely high or low.)
Scotty: "Files? How quaint".
"It's the best script ever because I get to shoot first this time!" -HF
Astronomer A: "Do you see anything in the telescope eyepiece?"
Astronomer B: "Nope. Nothing."
Astronomer A: "Yaaay! That means WE discovered Dark Matter!"
Astronomer B: "So, do we get a Nobel?"
Astronomer A: "It already came. Didn't you see it?"
Astronomer B: "Nope."
Astronomer A: "That's because it arrived in a Dark Box."