"Granulated Sugar", "Naturally Fat-Free"
... dismembering your boss with a hacksaw, you might not be on the cutting edge of interpersonal diplomacy.
On the contrary.
Acetaminophen Ineffective for Back Pain, Knee/Hip OA
There are apparently "responders" and "non-responders". For non-responders, the risk of acetaminophen outweighs the benefits (actually, the absence of benefits).
Patient: Doctor, I've been sneezing a lot lately. And I have a sore throat.
Doctor: You have cancer. Here, take this new drug and be cured.
Patient (One week later) It's a miracle! And all thanks to Great Leader!
And the Verizon support person who got one more pesky customer off of their copper cables received a nice bonus. My experience was a bit different. Their local office got flooded during Sandy and two months later they still weren't able to restore my connection or provide me with a workaround (I suggested using their wireless phone capabilities; yes I know, they are "separate companies" that curiously enough share a single web site address). I moved to RCN and was very happy I did.
"Your call is very important to us. We have been experiencing unusually high call volumes lately. Your estimated wait time is 2 years, 37 minutes. Please stay on the line." music
I check the "missing persons" listings in the local free newspaper for the secret code that I share with those to whom I'll speak. If Eve and Elmer are looking for Chester then I enter the date of the post plus one week into my phone's calendar to remind me that a call will be coming the next day. Otherwise, good luck Charlie. It never ceases to amaze me to see people answering a ringing phone with "Hello". They must be insane.
LMOL because digital signatures are secure *eye roll* - you should be well aware that nothing digital is secure.
That's true. I read recently about a new attack method against ink on paper documents though. It's called "forgery".