Avast ye bung hole lubbin' deck swabbers! Ye pirate test say to me "A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easil
because you're bethanie's friend. *nod* Any one else want a point for being bethanie's friend? One of my goals is to elevate her popularity until she's recognised as the goddess that she is. And then i keep publicly praising each of you in turn until i've
Arrr! And if that aint the lamest pirate name e'er to sail the seven seas, I don't know what is. I mean, really, it's not good. Neither is it bad enough to be funny. It's just lame. Arrr.
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
if ye make me tell you me name again, you yellow bellied land lubber! Arggh. Here be your answer, once [slashdot.org] and twice [slashdot.org], and if I say it thrice, your life be forfeit, as your body sinks to Davey Jones' locker, and your soul be in limbo. Argh!
I'm Mad John Flint Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Black Tom Flint (Score:2)
Arrr... Here Be Iron James Flint! (Score:2)
Hey, i ASKED you for help with mine... (Score:2)
sol
Re:Hey, i ASKED you for help with mine... (Score:2)
Saucy Sol Spitfire sounds good, though. Feisty Fiery Femme Sol, maybe. Gotta work the fire in...
Spitfire sol awards you a point (Score:2)
Re:Spitfire sol awards you a point (Score:2)
A goddess? Moi? OK.
Let's see... what kind of goddess would I be? Goddess of Crunchy Floors, Growing Grass (not the kind you smoke, alas), Fudge, and Fellatio, perhaps?
Red Tom Kidd (Score:2)
Reminds me of a joke:
A young boy is walking along the docks w
Yarr.... (Score:2)
Yarr.
I be returnin' ya to yer regularly scheduled land-lubbin' programmin' now. Yarr, I say.
Iron Sam Kidd (Score:2)
'cause you like me better. I know you do. ;)
Boy, somebody needs some attention... and I know just the girl! Oh, Bethanie, dear...
Re:Iron Sam Kidd (Score:2)
Boy, somebody needs some attention... and I know just the girl! Oh, Bethanie, dear...
I've been more interested in the attention of a certain dragon lately...
Re:Iron Sam Kidd (Score:2)
Re:Iron Sam Kidd (Score:2)
OTOH, it's not like I plan on staying in Detroit forever. On the gripping hand, I'm not sure *where* I want to move to, but I do want to live
Sweeeet... (Score:2)
Re:Sweeeet... (Score:2)
Re:Sweeeet... (Score:2)
More like the dept. of corrections?
Re:Sweeeet... (Score:2)
Think IT/Tech Support/Engineering.
Thar be geeks afoot! Aaaar!
Geeks ho! (or should that be geek's ho'?)
Re:Sweeeet... (Score:2)
Think IT/Tech Support/Engineering.
Thar be geeks afoot! Aaaar!
Same difference. It still involves me being chained to somethi....
Sorry someone just told me to stop giving you ideas...
Mad Davy Vane (Score:2)
Red Davy Flint (Score:2)
oh oops... forgot the obligitory:
arrrr!
Call me Ishmael...err, Dirty Morgan Rackham (Score:1)
I'll make ye walk the plank (Score:1)
already listed elsewhere (Score:1)
found a list [stolaf.edu] to assist people who want to choose their own name. another one is here [io.com].
this was fun (Score:2)
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!