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Comment: You Game Like You Eat (Score 4, Funny) 220 220

Sometime during the last year I realized that I was not eating healthy. My lifestyle mostly consisted of eating nachos and pizzas and playing World of Warcraft. While perfectly ideal lifestyle for young gamer, I realized I was getting too old for it.

Since then I've gamed and eaten healthy. I play with my Wii. I use Kinect for Xbox360. I eat Subway sandwiches.

And I feel better. You can't even imagine how good Subway's The Big Philly Cheesesteak and Subway Melt tastes. Omnomnom, some extra cheese and bacon to go. My choice of sauces usually includes light mayo and chipotle southwest in Italian Herbs & Cheese bread. I order all the veggies except for tomatoes. I don't know why but I just can't eat tomatoes on a subway or pizzas. Do you know what happens if my mom haven't bought me that days subway in my basement? I feel angry.

This new healthy lifestyle has not only improved the quality of my life but given me a reason to make it through Mondays. Sweet Onion flavor, mmmm. Ranch sauce.. Breakfast B.M.T gives me the extra power I require for Mondays!

Remember to game and eat healthy, folks!

Comment: Re:Announcement that is almost like (Score 0, Offtopic) 124 124

Where've you been since Facebook's IPO?

At Subway, eating delicious sandwiches like Subway Club with Avocado. If you didn't know before, super food avocado is a delicious addition to a Subway Club! Lean Turkey Breast, Roast Beef and tender Black Forest Ham loaded with smooth avocado. Itâ(TM)s a sub with a flavorful punch!

Comment: Announcement that is almost like (Score 5, Funny) 124 124

This announcement by Diaspora is like the good old Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt sub from SubWay. It's filled with delicious bacon and ranch sauce and their intention is good. However, you notice something lacking. Something different. There is chicken! The lack of good old meat (girls) is drawing attention away from Diaspora. Hell, even Google+ is losing their battle against Facebook. You have to take it with ham, man!

Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?

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