You want a horrible viewing experience, get the film.
The fact the the "SyFy" channel is still on the air proves that some people do want a horrible viewing experience!
Also, Uwe Boll is still making movies.
No they don't. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of users don't consider the most expensive plans to be the "default".
The data plans are what is limited and expensive. Free/unlimited SMS comes with most of the basic packages.
Not everybody in the "third world" lives like that.
You are missing the Temple of Doom reference.