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Comment Irony? (Score 1) 223

I read that topic as "Microsoft [invents] Patent Frustration Detection System". I expected to see an article about how Microsoft was backing off patent enforcement based on how frustrated the public appeared to be over what they were doing. A neural net that scanned news articles and tailored the cease and desist letters? Focus groups that give them insight into their public image? Developers? Developers? Intriguing! Then I awoke from the dream.

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