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blinder: (waking up at 1230 for no reason at all) Solemn!

solemn: (blearily) WHAT? is everything oke?

blinder: Did you eat dinner?

solemn: ??? Of course i ate dinner. You cooked it for me!

blinder: Oh, all right. Just checking. (falls fast asleep again.)

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We have a total of at least 10 WoW characters. None is above level 41. All but two are level 27 or lower.

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We call juice boxes, "fruit boxes." 'Cause they're full of juice, and juice is made from fruit, right?

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He gets soymilk.

I get brussels sprouts.

Everybody's happy.

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solemn: I had an idea.

blinder: let's hear it.

solemn: what if we don't go to work, and instead go to the park and play?

blinder: Yay!

solemn: Damn it, i was kidding.

blinder: :(

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blinder: read this.

solemn: Change this sentence, it sounds as if i only communicate with the people's heads, not the heads of departments.

blinder: maybe the text isn't what needs correcting.

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solemn: can dinner be a cookie?

blinder: Of course.

solemn: You're bad for me.

blinder: what, you don't like cookies? Do you want some ice cream instead?

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We watched several episodes of "the deadliest catch." Blinder for the rugged individualism. Me, for the irony involved in us watching a show about people getting hurt catching other animals when we are vegetarians who don't consider the caught animals to be food.

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blinder: it's kind of like that scene in [obscure movie)

solemn: What?

blinder: You know, the movie with [popular actor]

solemn: who's he?

blinder: he was in [popular movie].

solemn: I never heard of that.

blinder: [popular movie]? [popular actor]?

solemn: doesn't ring any bells

*blinder shakes head sadly*

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blinder: he was in that movie with [popular actor]

solemn: didn't he play [wrong role]

blinder: no. that was [other actor]

solemn: i thought he was the one who was in [wrong movie].

blinder: no, that was [other popular actor]

solemn: really? I thought that was [other actor]

blinder: no, you're thinking of [other movie]

solemn: oh.

blinder: Do you want to watch any of those sometime?

solemn: No, i think i liked my casting better.

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solemn: (at 7 AM) You'd better get ready to go, or you'll be in big trouble.

blinder: in little china?

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solemn: i don't want to go to work today

blinder: all right. I'll send the stunt doubles.

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blinder: This is a charming little movie.

solemn: (half an hour later) this movie goes nowhere!!!

blinder: isn't that charming?

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thanks to ellem, we very frequently use the words, "scarf narf num," and "i used a spoon."

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solemn: i have a fever again

blinder: you sure do. it must be saturday night already.

solemn: what?

blinder: Saturday night fever!

solemn: :/