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SolemnDragon (593956)

SolemnDragon
`moc.liamg' `ta' `nogardnmelos'
http://www.solemndragon.com/

Mr Whiskers and Ms. Tabby had served in the Queen's Cats, and knew all about Mr. Brownmouse. They went to the relative security of the parlour, and spoke of the matter in dragon-language, which Mr. Brownmouse had never been able to master. ("Too many sparkles," he'd mutter, when he overheard snippets of it.) Then Mr. Whiskers headed downtown to Catland Yard, and Ms. Tabby and the dragon had a cheerful talk about the merits of bells on toys. They also discussed Mr. brownmouse's rodent mafia connections, which Ms. Tabby was surprised to find that the dragon knew all about. When Mr. Whiskers got home, they compared notes again, and then took a liesurely nap on a pillow in the parlour.

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Chainsaw poll

[ #110264 ]

Friday June 24 2005, @03:52PM

No, i'm kidding, it's not a poll.

But, since you came all the way here, i will now entertain you by doing my tapdance rendition of '3 coins in the fountain,' complete with wombat-juggling finale.

*Tappity tappity wombat-juggling*

There! How was that?

Oh, fine. You're not being much help, here.

Blinder had it right. I'm bored. And lonely.

No! I don't want a hug! Keep your hug! Send chocolates! Or a helicopter!

Today good stayed home and Wicked came to work. Which explains why i have two apples and a pear for lunch with some GF crackers and a large tupperware bowl containing a small amount of cream cheese and maple syrup. (no, i'm not kidding, and yes, there is food in my house. In my HOUSE, not in my lunchbox, damnit. I was literally half asleep when i packed my lunch, for reasons that i don't care to discuss. The maple syrup is at least not the fake kind. From now on i will pack my lunches EARLY the evening before.) And candy. There was candy in my lunch. Yay, candy! But not chocolate. :(

I saved one of the apples in case it needs a-throwin'.

Anybody need an apple to the noggin?

Anybody?

Anybody???

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- Re:Given the current social and political climate (Score:2)
  
  by blinder (153117) *
  
  oh no... you need one. really. i'm not sure for what... but you need one. anyone who thinks they are immune, are sorely mistaken... bawhawhawhaw!
  
  so... having said that, yes Solemn, i'll take an apple to the noggin.
  
  oh rats... it is after 4pm... you are probably about to get on a train... and well, i would imagine all of your ammo will be used just keeping everyone in line on the subway
Answer: c) (Score:2)

by daniil (775990)

It doesn't make any difference where you start cutting them. Unless they're alive, that is (but zombies rarely are, so you needn't worry). If they are alive, you should aim for the head, to disable their ability to think. If they are already dead, however, you can start whereever you like. Some prefer to cut off their feet first (for obvious reasons: if they don't have feet, they can't run). Others -- me included -- go for the chest: it's a much easier target and it will also be much messier. Blood and piec
you're not on that crazy Robin Quivers Diet RU? (Score:2)

by ellem (147712) *

The Cleanser?

Don't be going crazy like dat
How about i tell you a story? (Score:2)

by daniil (775990)

Hmm, let's see... There's this story about how for his whole life, Nikolay Gogol was afraid of being buried alive. Then he died and he was buried to a cemetary...somewhere. I don't really remember the details. But decades later, it was decided to rebury him to another cemetary in Moscow, one for famous (or rich) people. So they dug up his grave and were just lifting the coffin out of the grave when the lid accidentally slipped off (the nails were obviously quite rusty by that time). And it was a shocking si
- Re:How about i tell you a story? (Score:2)
  
  by nizo (81281) *
  
  I seem to recall that in the good old days cholera used to incapacitate victims, who would be declared dead and buried, only to wake up later and thrash about. Supposedly this was one of the reasons people believed in vampires (digging up a recently "dead" person only to find the shroud and such had been disturbed). What a happy thought.
Well I cant send a real helicopter (Score:1)

by KMAPSRULE (639889)

or even one of the Helicopter Simulations I work on
but maybee one of these...

http://www.addictinggames.com/helicopter.html [addictinggames.com]
http://www.terragame.com/helicopter/index_1_sort2. html [terragame.com]
or you can have my copy of Janes Longbow2 [cdaccess.com] I dont have time to Play it lately
would you like that helicopter.. (Score:2)

by kesuki (321456)

with heat seeking, or laser guided missles? and did you want the machine guns to have tank piercing rounds, or anti infantry caliber rounds?

oops, I don't have either in stock sorry ^^; but I do have a short story I wrote today on deviant art.. which noone has left feedback on, if you were truly bored you would read it and leave feedback perhaps?
- Re:would you like that helicopter.. (Score:2)
  
  by SolemnDragon (593956) *
  
  linky???
  - Re:would you like that helicopter.. (Score:2)
    
    by kesuki (321456)
    
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19831711/ [deviantart.com]
    this is the story i've partially written today, the main Da site for me is http://kesuki.deviantart.com/ [deviantart.com]
    - Re:would you like that helicopter.. (Score:2)
      
      by SolemnDragon (593956) *
      
      do you want suggestions or opinions??
      - Re:would you like that helicopter.. (Score:2)
        
        by kesuki (321456)
        
        sorry i was out to eat, um i wrote the whole thing and didn't revise it at all, other than spelling errors that oo.org caught. so, opinions and suggestions and everything is welcome ^^; even if it's harsh
Apple bazooka (Score:2)

by Ethelred Unraed (32954) *

Locked and loaded, and ready for applesauce, MA'AM!
Food fight at Sol's!

Cheers,

Ethelred
Here ya go! (Score:2)

by Aumaden (598628)

As you requested, one chocolate helicopter [favors-to-treasure.com].
YOU (Score:1)

by http (589131)

Yes, you. You are now your own target. Aim high, and run underneath that apple. 50 pushups if it hits anything but air before it hits you.
Here I was all set to yell, 'Husqvarna!' (as in, better insurance than Smith + Wesson), only to find out it's not a poll.
Tease.

Though the wombat juggling was nice ( I , for one, wouldn't try it myself until those thouroughly septic looking claws had been cleaned, or better yet removed, and I'd learned how to juggle first.) It is completely the wrong time of year

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