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No it already happened, we just have not realized it yet, Friday September 13 1999 when the nuclear waste dump on the moon blew up and the Moon was torn from orbit, Remember?

The Gravitational sheer tore the planet apart.

We were all converted to Pure Energy and we formed a network of consciousness so our minds can live on called slashdot.
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Submission + - Steve Jobs's Obituary Mistakenly Published ( 1

nevergleam writes: mistakenly published the obituary of Apple founder Steve Jobs late Wednesday afternoon. The obit was only up momentarily before it was removed. Jobs, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2003, is still very much alive. According to the Telegraph article reporting the mistake, Bloomberg News stated, "An incomplete story referencing Apple Inc. was inadvertently published by Bloomberg News at 4:27 p.m.New York time today." That incomplete story asserts that Jobs "helped make personal computers as easy to use as telephones, changed the way animated films are made, persuaded consumers to tune into digital music and refashioned the mobile phone." Of possible interest is getting this small glimpse of how mainstream media plans to remember Jobs. It was of interest to me because I was not cognizant of the fact that obituaries of notable people are prepared well before they leave us.

Submission + - Rush Limbaugh begs Steve Jobs for bug fixes (

jlgolson writes: "Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh complained on his radio program about some problems that he was having with his Mac: "Mr. Jobs, please help me. I know we don't agree on anything... But can you put me to somebody that can get this going, because I know it's gotta work for most people. What am I doing wrong?" Eventually he shared that he was running into actual problems — not just ID10T errors — with Time Machine and Back to My Mac. Can you fix them?"

Submission + - Navy decides to redesign swastika-shaped barracks (

Lucas123 writes: After 40 years, the U.S. Navy is being forced to redesign a 40-year-old barracks complex that resembles a swastika — a project that could cost as much as $600,000. It seems no one had a problem with the building on the Navy's amphibious base at Coronado — where the Navy Seals have their boot camp — until in recent years aerial photos made available on services like Windows Live and Google Earth revealed the building's shape to a wide audience.
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Submission + - The iPhone beater: a $24,500 Vertu phone (

coondoggie writes: "If you thought the iPhone was somehow, cheap, then you may want to look upward. Way up to Nokia's Vertu subsidiary which is selling a $25,400 phone that celebrates Ferrari's 60th year in the business of making beautiful, unbelievably fast cars. Cars and cell phones, what a match. Vertu's Ascent Ferrari 60 a hand assembled using top-of-the-line stainless steel and titanium components — it is manufactured with the same screws used in different parts of the car — as well as authentic Ferrari leather and features the distinctive Ferrari Prancing Horse logo. Specifically the Ascent Ferrari 60 is inspired by the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti and features wallpapers and ringtones of the car."
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Submission + - Deranged Inmate Sues Steve Jobs, O.J. Simpson (

The One and Only writes: "AppleInsider describes South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches' latest frivolous lawsuit, this time against Apple CEO Steve Jobs and disgraced former football star O.J. Simpson. Among other things, the lawsuit claims that O.J. has been Jobs' hitman since 1985, that O.J. "paid Jobs to clone Dolly the sheep", and that Jobs has aimed nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bike. The iPhone price drop also makes an appearance in the complaint. Riches, who is serving a prison sentence of identity theft, has a history of filing lawsuits in this vein. US District Judge Gregory Presnell dismissed this suit, noting, "The whole thing reads like a cross between Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire' and a Dr. Bronner's soap label, if Dr. Bronner had been a first-year law student with untreated paranoid schizophrenia." All three handwritten pages of the suit are also available."

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