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Officer - "Okay can you describe the wallet to me?"
Victim - "It was about 58KB and ended in
Officer - "Errrrr......so was it leather?"
Fuck it, don't visit Australia, because it's gone to the dogs already.
Ya mean gone to the dingo's mate.
Professor - "Ah ha! Look, I've created a two armed nano robot that can move atoms and molecules!"
Assistant - "Huh? Where?"
Professor - "Here see, right here....Aren't you looking?"
Assistant - "Yeah I'm looking where you're pointing....but ahh.....I don't quite.....errr....?"
Professor - "What? You don't WHAT!!??"
Assistant - "Oh no you misunderstand...I meant...that's great....does it come in red?"