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Comment: Re:Easy (Score 5, Insightful) 154

by Skreems (#43748367) Attached to: How To Talk Like a CIO

Business executives don't care about the details of technology, they care about the whether and how that technology can deliver value in the context of their business problems.

The problem is, those two things go hand in hand. If you don't understand the details of the technology, you're highly likely to miss a bunch of nuance in understanding how (and how much) it can solve your business problems.

Now, if you as a hypothetical executive are willing to accept that you really DON'T understand the nuance, and trust those under you that do, then things are just peachy. Except that attitude doesn't often pair with the type-A personality that inhabits the C*O world, or even the VP world. What you're left with a majority of the time is someone who thinks technical details are "beneath them", but wants to make sweeping generalizations about what tech will do for their business. Due to the points above, those generalizations are nearly always wrong, and sometimes dangerously so.

I like to use an analogy in this type of discussion: Neil Gaiman once said (I'm paraphrasing) "People think an author goes off in a room for a week and stares at a typewriter. Then magic happens, they're hit by a stroke of genius, and emerge with a completed novel, fully formed. The reality is nothing like that. It takes years of hard work from multiple people, endless revisions, and is generally the opposite of magic."

Most people can connect with that. Of course an author doesn't write a 400 page novel in a fit of genius. Of course there are editors, and revisions, and revisions on revisions. We may not have an intuitive view of what all that work actually looks like, but anyone who's not a complete twit can examine that statement of reality against their preconceived idea, and sense its correctness.

Well, technology is a lot like that. Redundant failover systems don't fall from the sky fully formed. Coding API or User Interface abstractions don't leap into existence overnight. They're painstakingly nurtured from the seed of an idea by someone who's tired of facing the same problem over and over, and grown over months or years, usually while fending off a bunch of half-interested managers and coworkers who are more interested in making themselves look smart by talking loudly than in actually understanding what's being built.

You may think that higher ups shouldn't care about that, and to a degree I suppose that's right. They shouldn't care about the minute details of every technical thing to cross their desk. But damn it, they SHOULD understand the difference between good tech and shoddy tech, and what it means to their business. Because a corporate culture starts with the C*Os. And a corporate culture where proper respect is paid to the painstaking work of building quality systems can accelerate that business in a self-reinforcing process, while a corporate culture that dismisses tech as "that geeky stuff they do with computers" will almost certainly fall behind and fail as the people who know how to build stuff well get pissed off at constantly justifying doing things "the right way" to people who don't care, and eventually quit.

To go back to the analogy... how long do you think a publishing house would stay in business with a CEO who thinks that "writing is that thing where authors go off in a room for a week and magic happens"? That's essentially what this article is tacitly saying is A-OK, and for any company that's even remotely based on technology it's just as ludicrously wrong. That kind of BS may fly today because the culture is still in flux, but in the next 20 years every one of those companies is going to get lapped by another company that understands the magnifying effect technology can have on productivity, and understands it from the top down.

Comment: Re:Crap, the sky is falling (Score 1) 332

by Skreems (#43710221) Attached to: Last Forking Warning For Bitcoin

When you cant buy a week's of groceries (real food not ramen) for two people and stay under $80.00 you have a economic crash happening.

This is asinine. What makes $80 the limit? Why not 90? Why not 75? And what year and location are we talking about? Because in 1910 that seems excessive, while on the west coast that mark was passed over a decade ago.

Comment: Re:Poor Management (Score 2) 345

When this happens, the manager who is in charge of all those people steps in and says "You will co-operate and get things done, or else you will no longer work here". Sadly, too many managers are too lazy and/or gutless to do this.

What incentive does the manager have to do this? He's the one responsible for setting all those goals that an unplanned patch is putting at risk, and he's doing it because he's on the hook for shipping certain features by a certain date. This unplanned, extra-team patch is in his way just as much as it is any of the people under him, only he's several steps removed from the technology and doesn't care AT ALL that it makes things cleaner or is technically "cool" (which any of the dev lead/test/PM set MIGHT care about, since they work more closely with the product). He has way less reason to accept random work than they do.

Comment: Re:Yes (Score 1) 614

by Skreems (#43662547) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Why Won't Companies Upgrade Old Software?
If nothing else, collaboration and recovery features in most common office software have only come into their own in the last 5 years or so. Earlier versions of Microsoft Office (yes, I know, but a lot of people use it) had very limited collaborative or multi-revision support, and very little in the way of auto-save or recovery post failure. It's not a major win, but it's a subtle efficiency improvement across your workforce.

On top of that, most companies had to upgrade their OS and software versions to take advantage of the x64 switch at the hardware level, since the standard install of XP was 32 bit. Now, you might argue that you don't need larger amounts of RAM if you don't upgrade the software, but that's not really true from my experience. Even with fast hardware XP would start to chug badly when you ran out of physical memory, and that could happen pretty easily as you started to run real amounts of apps. At the same time, XP was locked to some ridiculously small number of cores (maybe 2) so to get the full benefit of your shiny new 8 core machine you again have to upgrade. And all new hardware is going multi-core, since traditional speed increases have pretty much been halted by physical limitations (ok, multi-core and decreased instruction cycles, but that only gets you so far).

Again, maybe not a sea change, but things just work way faster today than they did five years ago. Remember when IE and Firefox had splash screens? We forget really easily how slow "fast" was in 2005. All of these things make workers more efficient over time, and make the business that employs them more productive.

And hell, if nothing else, companies have to upgrade eventually or people will start moving to jobs where they aren't forced to work with 20 year old software. Not everyone, sure, but being forced to work with inefficient or poorly written UIs can piss people off enough to become a legitimate factor in attrition, especially if a lot of other companies are keeping up with the tech curve.

Comment: Re:Why? (Score 1) 326

by Skreems (#43512891) Attached to: Senate To Vote On Internet Sales Tax (For Real This Time)

So then there needs to be a nationwide sales tax.

Why?

You seem awfully focused on the idea that sales tax is meant to compensate an area for the resources a business uses, but this generally isn't the case. Applying it at the purchase location spreads the money around more or less evenly, rather than concentrating it in Delaware or wherever Amazon is incorporated.

Also, you claim that Amazon "doesn't share your roads and utilities" like Wal-Mart does... but how do you think Amazon gets a package to your doorstep? They're using your city's roads, and the local last-mile UPS center uses the utilities. If you live in one of the 20-something states where Amazon has a fulfillment center, they or their subsidiary's warehouses are also using the roads and facilities. Why would you want to lock that sales tax to the one state where Amazon is legally headquartered? Frankly, that seems even worse than the current situation (where individuals are SUPPOSED to report sales tax for their online purchases, and most people are just breaking the law).

Comment: Re:like it or not... (Score 3, Insightful) 223

by Skreems (#43508025) Attached to: TSA Accepting Public Comments On Whole Body Airport Screening
This particular upgraded equipment is security theater because numerous experiments have shown that it's easy to smuggle very nasty things past it without detection, and with fairly little effort. Knives, molded plastic explosives (simulated, if I recall correctly), handguns, etc. have all been successfully concealed from this technology. There are plenty of articles on-line detailing how it was done.

The purpose of these machines is to prevent those with malicious intent from getting dangerous materials onto a plane which they could use to hijack it and repeat the 9/11 approach. But since these machines have been shown to be remarkably bad at actually achieving this goal, going forward with the ludicrously expensive purchase and the continued privacy-invading operation of said machines is clearly not ACTUALLY making air travel more secure. However, it looks shiny, and to the average person who doesn't work with security and isn't used to thinking in "black hat" mode it can seem effective. Which is basically the definition of security theater.

Comment: Re:doctors are overpaid (Score 1) 659

by Skreems (#43116203) Attached to: Most Doctors Don't Think Patients Need Full Access To Med Records
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/prescriptions/2009/09/lets_pay_doctor.html
I call BS. Median salaries for family care are under 150k. Median for even highly specialized fields like anesthesiology are around 250k. That starts in your mid 30s, and comes with a large amount of debt (unless your family dropped half a million on your education). Meanwhile, a good software engineer can clear 200k by the time they hit 30 without much trouble, and they'll have been making over 100k for nearly 10 years by that point rather than going further into debt. If you're smart with your investments, there's no reason you can't do just about as well as the average doctor in the long term.

Now, there are people who use their earning power to go deep into debt to afford all the fancy things you mentioned, but that's not exclusive to doctors except maybe the "old money" wanabe contingent who feel entitled to live that way (which I suspect may be slightly more attracted to that field). But going into more debt to support a lavish lifestyle isn't "rich". And there are the outliers... physical therapists to nationally known sports franchises, etc. who make millions of dollars, but you also have outliers like early employees at Facebook and Google on the other side.

Short answer, I just don't see where doctors are significantly overpaid on average. It doesn't fit the facts.

Comment: Re:Might not be popular around here (Score 1) 524

by Skreems (#42992921) Attached to: Mayer Terminates Yahoo's Remote Employee Policy
It appears you're equating "likes to optimize their time to not spend it in traffic or being disrupted in over-crowded cube farm offices" with "gotten lazy". And frankly, I have no idea what would make you do that, because it's flat-out wrong.

You think it's "acting like spoiled brats" to want to work in the environment where you're most productive? Or hey, maybe you think the guy whose child has terminal cancer and doesn't want to spend the last year of their life moving across the country to satisfy a job that KNEW he was going to work remotely when he was hired has a case of "I'm a special flower" and deserves to be dick-slapped with some reality.

Holy hell, you must be a manager, and a terrible one at that.

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