Now THAT would be something I'd pay for, shooting a lawyer in the face.
Must confess I haven't seen that many whales in our local river. OH! You mean fishing with dynamite in the ocean? Does that actually work?
So you're in charge of a $100m project, and you're asking random people on the internet for advice. God, I wish I was your boss.
More importantly, what would Chuck Norris do?
"If there was a government requirement that safety related problems that are detected must shut down the car and immobilize it in no more than 5 minutes..." 5 minutes is a fairly long distance at 90 mph, with plenty of things to collide with along the way.
If you're schitzophrenic
No! Please don't suggest that anyone, ever, makes anything resembling a Mike Oldfield album!
Or a DJ
But it's jazz, no-one cares.
Can't they just use some kind of relatively unstable explosive that degrades in a set time, and print a 'Launch By:..' date on the outside?
Obviously Darth Vader never had a hand in the design. I can't imagine the Death Star being totally fucked up by a collapsing tent.
It is now
My mum has reached that age where she can't remember shit (or even where to shit). I figure if you send me one, I might be able to insert it into her head and turn her into some kind of cyber-grandma. In fact, best send two or three, there's a good chance one or two may get broken hammering them in.
..robots won't commit suicide by jumping out the windows.
Ford Focus driver here - next time you're waiting at a junction for some kind soul to let you out into the traffic flow, why not spend the time considering exactly why people hate BMW drivers?