What, no token midget/Vulcan dance a la Star Trek? I think a little Tweedle Dee/Tweedle Dum recital is in order here!
Misread article as "Gamers one step closer to getting a life".
Fly me to Bikini Bottom! I'm ready, I'm ready!!!
They delegate Wal-Mart's selling the IPhone to a side note and instead are more concerned with Mary Jo's "Windows Name Of The Day" stories. ZDNet is the Enquirer of IT news.
Too late, I already ass raped her warm body before it got stiff.... The force was strong in this one.
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