Beta version in 12 months.

I am surprised that ISPs haven't already built up terminal service farms and started renting out thin clients to grandmas. You get a thin client computer installed and setup by a tech, a fully managed desktop with most of the common software you need to get on the Internet plus they can sell you space to store your family photos. Grandma doesn't need anything more than a web browser, Office Online, and the Microsoft freebie sites. An ISP could do the same with an LTSP solution and Google Crome and Google Docs but it is just way easier to find people who have set up Citrix/terminal server farms. An even better solution would be thin provisioned virtual machines. If the ISP controlled so many of the computers I feel you would get that 100 Mbit link a whole lot faster. Back to the mainframe days. And yes, I know there are lots of barriers to this type of solution and it severely restricts grandma from running all the stupid apps she thinks she needs, but that is not the point. The point is why aren't ISPs looking to tap this market? It is there.

Take a field trip to an elderly care facility and have each student try and teach a resident one-on-one something technically simple, like turning on the computer and performing a video phone call. During this process they must follow the process of submitting a help desk ticket, responding to the ticket (the lesson), document the solution, and finally, close the ticket if and only if their student could correctly perform the topic from the lesson.

Since Adderall has a side effect as an appetite suppressant, diagnose them as ADHD and you kill two birds with one stone!

Where did all the good comments to this story go? They were just there...

That is why I am glad I live in a state that upholds the right to open-carry a sidearm. Why hide it? Keep it in the open for all to see as a deterant.

Unfortunately, people who are good with Math are also good at getting out of Jury Duty.

That is why I have a EULA on all my doors and windows.

"All users entering such premise is accepting all liability during this and subsequent visits. The homeowner is under no liability and expresses no warranty for any difficulties the vistor occurs during their visit. Beware: domicile contains lead and all visitors to this domicile accept the risk they may be injured, maimed, or even killed by lead vapor, or the actual lead bullet."

If it is legal to put these on any cars, what about when they figure out they can also use them to:

- Track habitual speeders (just review the logs and issue the tickets)
- Failure to failure to stop at a Stop Sign (unless speed=0, you are guity)
- Driving outside work hours (for those who are driving under a work permit)
- Finding and then following habitual drunk drivers
- Track suspected stalkers