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Comment: Come to Italy! (Score 2, Funny) 1359

by Silvio Berlusconi (#28493647) Attached to: Emigrating To a Freer Country?
I'm working hard as Italy's Prime Minister to build a country where your criminal record counts as a job resume. Therefore if you're a thief, a drugs dealer, a money launderer for the Mafia, a murderer or simply someone who cheats on his wife using government's money to hire high rank escorts and let them fly on government's planes, you will have a high chance to become an honorable citizen over here and maybe also get a government job. To be honest, you could get badly beaten by our police if you talk in public about such nonsenses as democracy or freedom, and no newspaper or tv news would give a slight detail about that because I own them as well, but these are details only subversive communists should be concerned about. The country I'm building will be really nice to the right people like you.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. -- Ernest Haskins

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