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Comment: Re:Not a big deal (Score 4, Funny) 544 544

...Big deal, get a hunting rifle and go get a deer, moose, elk...

Pffft, a rifle. A real man goes into the woods naked and unarmed, and kills his prey by ripping out its throat with his teeth.

And a real woman tells him to stay the hell out of the house until he's hosed himself off.

Comment: You've got me? Who's got you? (Score 2, Funny) 293 293

If nothing sticks to it, how does it stay on?

It reminds me of the old joke: a young man comes back from his first year as a college chemistry major. His father asks him what he is working on. "We're trying to create the universal solvent."

"What's that?"

"It's a liquid that will dissolve anything."

"What're ya gonna keep it in?"

Comment: Re:We need to get rid of the industry middle men (Score 3, Interesting) 280 280

Hear, hear. As Guy Forsyth once said (while still with the Asylum Street Spankers):

"I would like to talk about something called 'Musical Darwinism.' If you go see a band, and they suck? Don't tip. That way, they'll die and next week there'll be another band. But if you see a band that you like, Ladies and Gentlemen, give dearly." (Track 11)

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.