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Comment: Re:Well done, smart guy (Score 1) 247

by Scottingham (#49196761) Attached to: How Activists Tried To Destroy GPS With Axes

You do realize that many people, including me, don't see this problem in the RED TEAM vs BLUE TEAM terms you lay out. Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same ass-penny.

Whenever I hear people like you shout 'bbbut bbbut the democRATS did it first! They do it too! waaaa, blame them!!!'

Well buddy, I blame both. So kindly sit on a partisan pole.

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