With regards to your first two questions, by all means mistrust the government to the highest level convenient. I can answer (mostly) your final question. As of right now, with our current level of genetic analysis technology, it is not possible to determine anything useful from the tests employed in these situations aside from the degree of likelihood that it matches another sample. This isn't a safeguard set in place against the fears you named; it's a coincidence coming from the tools we have with regards to cost, ease of use, and most importantly, speed. What these tests try to find is short, predictable lengths of DNA through a variety of different methods--it's by no means a full DNA sequence. Furthermore, the location of these lengths of DNA isn't determined, only their presence and how many of them are found in a single sample, so it would be impossible to determine if they were part of a known gene. That's as of now. Our ability to fully sequence DNA samples gets better yearly.
On top of that--and much more frightening--Marburg has a higher rate of successful transmission. Given a choice between the two, the individual would go for Marburg, but the epidemiologist would sure as hell go for Ebola. Furthermore, we don't know what Ebola would do if it got into an airline or a major city. Viruses have a nasty, nasty habit of changing their behavior if they change their setting. Influenza in a sparse population is an annoyance, but in a dense one, it can be a disaster. We just don't know what Ebola in a dense population is yet. Long story short--this is a very effective, poorly understood virus. Both news for nerds (science nerds, at least) and stuff that matters.
I'm envisioning two of these pointed at each other, one modified to have, say, a 1.9s delay. Then clap your hands between the two of them.
I'm in agreement with the accidental AC. Two layers of aluminum (US this time) foil worked fine for me to block a call, and my SMS wouldn't go through until I'd pulled back an opening of about 1" by