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Comment: Re:DF? (Score 1) 207

by Scarletdown (#46293037) Attached to: Chevron Gives Residents Near Fracking Explosion Free Pizza

You killed my brother, but since you gave me free pizza and soda pop I'll let it go this time.

Surely I'm not the only one who thought of the Lorax upon seeing the headline?

"Now I'm offended by this. But I'm gonna eat it!"

Unfortunately, I could not find a suitable YouTube clip of that little quickie to link here.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.