or you can be smart and download the patch set and do the whole thing OFFLINE (hint check out WSUSOFFLINE)
well lets see
Your Dean of Medicine should know better than to let you be out of contact like that
You should know how to train your minions on how to keep the patient alive long enough to allow for a delay
You also should really cut down to less than a bottle of Vicodin a day.
besides you already have an easier way of getting in contact (your PHONE/PAGER)
"The main difference is that now you are guaranteed the ability to purchase real health insurance. It's a tragedy I know..."
there is at least 1 state where if you are not disabled YOU MUST HAVE ENOUGH INCOME TO BUY INSURANCE.
To give an examples
Jurassic Park Builder has
1 a DNA research bit that flat FAILS about 40% of the time (and you have to pay 10 to 30K per try)
2 hatch times measured in DAYS
3 has recently added one of those 'get points to get "lottery tickets"' things
Dragons World has
1 a rolling set of "Buy Resource Pack and get special dragons" thing (at US$25 US$50 and US$100)
2 an rare system that about requires you to buy gems to get the best dragons
3 Wait times measured in DAYS
Dragon City has
1 a bunch of "social building" things that have you ask friends to help you with the build process.
Anybody wanna make one of these things thats actually FAIR??
my address is on the google commercial mail server if you want to find me on FB
make the C levels PERSONALLY on the hook for the cost of fixing any security problems unless it can be shown that ALL good security practices were followed.
i would say that 85% of the NEW COOL %Framework%! features are garbage. Please have an option to turn that audio OFF.
Gmail also has similar problems (Why does the "hangouts" thing freeze Gmail for several seconds during loading??)
heck why not go whole hog and have a decent snack vendor (do apples , melons, grapes cheese and jerky ect ).
bonus points if the folks pushing the cart are "hot"
the difference is minor and trivial.
lets say i stole your laptop then jumped on a motorcycle and sped off later i hit something and pancake on the street your (former) laptop stays with the bike and gets blown up with the bike. Im not going to get arrested for destroying your laptop im going to get arrested for STEALING your laptop (assuming i do not spend the next couple days bleeding out).
actually the RS meter is most likely a rebranded Fluke to begin with (and or RS PAID Fluke for the needed IP)
1 some folks are drunk but still have functional PARTS of a liver (plus they can provide other organs)
2 of course there are cases where the donor is the "other" guy (drunk t-bones another car and the other car has the donor inside)
1 have a Quick Setup page with the most common settings all in one shot
2 Don't have "mystery magic" type settings (hint have a WIFI ON button not spread the ON function across 3 different settings that seem unrelated)
3 have a CLI "rail" so that CLI monkeys can bash the keys when they want to (but have something in the manual where it says
" to enable the SpeedConfig (TM) rail input %^73gH and the products serial number as your first command [this will be a permanent setting]")
4 put how to get to the admin console on a sticker on the item
5 do not assume that the person is using a laptop with 1024X768 res (hint there are things called netbooks running about and you also have smartphones)
have a money limit on how much you can buy without entering your password and have a config item for "allow purchases for X minutes after entering password"
All Tesla needs to do is find the right people to cut in on the "action" and well Bobs^HVinnies Your Uncle.
But seriously this needs to stop.
the first is a STOP type filter (its meant to be biased to NOT PORN) and if you notice i said "trivial clothing" does not count.
what they need to do is hire SALES SUPPORT folks (aka non-com folks that are paid to know PARTS).
I know for a fact that a Million+ store can get a 30% boost in sales just by having a skilled Sales Support guy.
(oh and btw im halfway through a CET cert and have a decent background in AC/DC electronics Semi kicked me in the nodes but...)
In some of this stuff you want to be able to tell a youngling "Rush This You Should Not, Hard You should study or risk Magic Smoke"