Comment: Re:That money goes to a good cause (Score 1) 593
I'm sorry, but what?
I think I missed the "Let's hire gays and women as military contractors" memo. Elaborate?
Comment: Re:Modern Women (Score 2, Funny) 305
Yeah, until we get news footage of her illicit tryst with an underage defrag program.
Comment: Re:I hope they know about thinkgeek... (Score 1) 323
I've read about this concept in the Riverworld series.
It doesn't end well for them.
Comment: How would this be delivered? (Score 1) 256
Random DNA sprayed around a crime scene would just seem weird. Wouldn't they also have to make it seem real? IE fake blood, saliva, whatever, in the same places it would be found in a crime scene?
Comment: This would explain... (Score 1) 248
That call about me 'winning a free cruise' yesterday morning.
Of course, I have pay-as-you go service on my cell, so that cost me 25 cents.