Catch up on stories from the past week (and beyond) at the Slashdot story archive


Forgot your password?
User Journal

Journal: A Day Without Slashdot... 3

Journal by Red4man
was like...

A day without a root canal.
A day without stepping on a rake.
A day without getting poked in the eyes with a fork by an angry dwarf.

So.. I'm out of here. Probably for good this time. There's nobody worth my time or talents here anymore, and between Dice making the site even uglier than it was before and even less stable then it was before, there's just no point to it.

In the end, there's nothing left for me to do but take off the mask and finally admit who's been driving this crazy troll bus.

So... I admit it... I am...


Like I'm going to tell YOU who I am.

You wouldn't believe it anyway.

I was tempted to claim to be someone I'm not as a final troll, but since I'm not planning to be around to enjoy that little tempest, YOU GET NOTHING.

I hereby leave slashdot to the GNAA. Have fun, boys.

Not Ethelred
User Journal

Journal: Rainbow 4

Journal by Red4man
So I'm taking a B Vitamin supplement.

Everyone should try it.

It makes your urine neon yellow, almost fluorescent. Not quite as bad as those uniforms the Baylor Bears basketball team was wearing a few years ago, but pretty close.

Now I'm going to drink a bunch of hibiscus herbal tea and go for orange.
Taste the rainbow. Piss the rainbow.
User Journal

Journal: (not trolling) MUSIC -- For the AC Fan of mine... 8

Journal by Red4man
First, log in.

I thought I'd take a break from trolling and link to some of my favorite pieces of music. You know, class this shithole up a little.

Dvorak -- New World Symphony

Schubert - Unfinished Symphony Number 8

Franz Liszt -- Hungarian Rhapsody

Beethoven -- Moonlight Sonata

Mussorgsky -- Night On Bald Mountain

Mozart -- Queen of the Night Aria
User Journal

Journal: WTF, Notch? 4

Journal by Red4man
So I finally played Minecraft.

I started my game, and... punched a tree.

I got a log.

And a tree, with a missing gap, still standing. A disconnected top half of a tree floating in space with no regard to gravity.

Why is this game so popular?
User Journal

Journal: It's not a coincidence... 1

Journal by Red4man
... that I make a comeback and the usual gang of idiots goes quiet.

I suppose it's difficult to post when you're cowering in the corner, quivering over a puddle of your own urine, worried about my amazingly humorous comebacks to the inane drivel you generate.

Of course, if you're cowering, quivering, etc, and realize that if you go quiet and don't post anything that I can't troll you, well, you're right -- AND THAT WAS MY GOAL ALL ALONG.

Either way, kids, I win.

User Journal

Journal: I early voted...

Journal by Red4man
... for Scott Walker.

As Hillary would say, if you don't like it you can suck my clit and balls.
User Journal

Journal: Upcoming Redesign

Journal by Red4man

Slashdot - Stale News for Nerds, Stuff that Doesn't Matter, Eyebleeding Layout by SBNation making your eyes bleed since 2013.

Disobedience: The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. -- Ambrose Bierce