A day without a root canal.
A day without stepping on a rake.
A day without getting poked in the eyes with a fork by an angry dwarf.
So.. I'm out of here. Probably for good this time. There's nobody worth my time or talents here anymore, and between Dice making the site even uglier than it was before and even less stable then it was before, there's just no point to it.
In the end, there's nothing left for me to do but take off the mask and finally admit who's been driving this crazy troll bus.
So... I admit it... I am...
YEAH RIGHT, DUMBASS.
Like I'm going to tell YOU who I am.
You wouldn't believe it anyway.
I was tempted to claim to be someone I'm not as a final troll, but since I'm not planning to be around to enjoy that little tempest, YOU GET NOTHING.
I hereby leave slashdot to the GNAA. Have fun, boys.