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Comment: Re:Been using .31, and I'm a fan. (Score 1) 360

by Rebar (#29326981) Attached to: Kernel 2.6.31 To Speed Up Linux Desktop
Too obtuse for Slashdot? OK I'll spell it out for you. "the system does feel a lot snappier, more responsive, and just overall a much more pleasant user experience." This is user perception, and while valid, doesn't provide any measurable details. It reminded me of "audiophile" equipment reviews where the entire test is wrapped in unmeasurable, subjective, and arguably useless terms like "wider soundstage" and "more lifelike". So I pulled some text directly from an audio cable site and made it fit Linux. I thought it would be funny that kernels would require a break-in period, just as I think it is absurd that a *wire* requires a break-in period after which it provides unmeasurable but perceptually improved performance.

I am sorry that nobody else found it funny. I'll go away again now.

Comment: Re:Been using .31, and I'm a fan. (Score 5, Funny) 360

by Rebar (#29324731) Attached to: Kernel 2.6.31 To Speed Up Linux Desktop

The Break-In process of the new Linux kernel takes time. There is a significant change in Video Performance as the kernel break in. There is still a perception that Linux kernels have a short break in time or worse yet, don't require break in. Some hackers used a second computer to break in the Linux kernel, and transfer the image to their primary computer. This method will not appreciably reduce the break in time required for the kernel. Linux kernel Break-In must be done in the position where you plan to use it.

The System Performance Stages of the kernel are as follows:

* First Stage of Break-In = The system will feel very open, clear and with good detail resolution and dynamics. The greens and lower reds will have elevated intensity levels. The lower output of the blue and green information is due to reduced bandwidth performance at this Stage. In some systems, especially with aluminum or titanium heatsinks, the greens and blues may appear edgy or even fatiguing. The visual stage will appear OK with some lack of Focus. It will take from 5 to 15 hours of break-in for the kernel to reach the Second Stage of Break-In.

* Second Stage of Break-In = The blues and greens will appear less elevated and up front as the monitor intensity level increases. This is followed by the reds starting fill in. The lack of Focus may become more noticeable and the visual stage will start to widen and have more depth. It will take an additional 15 to 35 hours to reach the Third Stage of Break-In.

* Third Stage of Break-In = The system response time will completely flatten out. The presentation will become very clean and less up front. The lack of Focus is disappearing and the imaging will improve as will the low level detail resolution. The Green comes in and it is very tight and you will see lower Red frequencies than your other kernel provided. In effect the visual signature of the kernel will seem to disappear and the X-window presentation will be very real and non-fatiguing. It will take an additional 30 to 50 hours to reach the Final Stage of Kernel Performance.

* Fourth and Final Stage of Kernel Performance = The Visual Stage will be wider than your monitor with excellent depth, height and precise localization of individual icons on the desktop. The hue of the icons will be very accurate over the entire desktop. Symbolic links have excellent referencing ability. The metallic sound of your hard drive is very lifelike. Rhythm, Pace and Dynamics are effortless. Many users find they are now viewing the X-window system at lower Light Levels due to the effortless presentation. You will start to see subtle visual cues like the programmer turning his head while he is programming. You will find you are viewing the Window Manager and forgetting about evaluating your system.

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