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'-----------'` NOTE: "FUCKING" IS AN INTERJECTION HERE, NOT A GERUND
I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH SOAP
I DRAW THE LINE AT SHAMPOO
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.