Get an aggressive lawyer who cuts their balls off, who will attack any idiot troll. But the lawyer actually needs to know IP litigation and patent stuff. Find someone you would hate to have for a dinner party. Be prepared to fight. Be aggressive. Make them back down, and publicize the hell out your fight / victory. Dont look like the weak kid.

As a typing amateur I offer this advice:
Don't Do It.
It's too Hard.
You will Fail.
You Can't do it.

As somebody who doesn't like those kind of comments I offer This Advice:
Go For It!!
Kick Your Boundaries in the Nads!!
Practice! Practice! Practice!
And ENJOY THE ATTEMPT!!!!

I would want them to ACCEPT my policy's, and be bound by them. Until then, blanket blocking of ads is my policy.

Sue the ad companies for knowingly enabling viruses and trojans to infect citizens computers. Billions of $ in damages and lost income over the decades.

8 foot tall does not equal giant. 80 FOOT TALL = GIANT

Since this will be mandatory, everyone will of course need a card to verify who they are. Probably not called Real ID though. That might worry some people.