I'm confused, is this a troll? ASUS has stated quite publicly that THIS is a 3.x device which will be upgraded to 4.0.
Have you even used it?
LibreOffice has had pivot tables since day one, they call the feature DataPilot. And you can do a polynomial regression with the LINEST function. And the import/export gets better with every release.
For the record, the kernel is available at android.git.kernel.org