Just ask Rachel from Cardholder Services or the guy who's installing security systems in my area that I either already own or don't need.
Considering that the private sector considers anything that doesn't "generate revenue" as a massive cost sink, it's no wonder that security and maintenance infrastructure has been gutted to the point where a stiff breeze could send it all crashing down and massive data theft is so common it's no longer newsworthy.
Achievement Unlocked: This Is The Part Where They Kill Us
Where men are men and so are the women.
My phone smells funny and tastes like eww.