There is something that is pretty much axiomatic regarding things of this nature (and this is important, so please listen). Rarely does blaming someone else for your condition result in a change in that condition. Even when it is someone else's fault.
Hardly of any concern for a citizenry that post everything about themselves on facebook.
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