But seriously, it's obvious that McCullogh have never even seen the box for the game much less played it. He's just another ideological pinhead servicing a certain demographic of nitwits. Hey conservatives: you wonder why your power may be waning? You want to know what you are becoming the laughing stock of the multiverse? It's articles like this that so distort and defraud reality that, even given the ideological considerations, you have to questions the man's sanity. Or he's just seeking page hits, which isn't any better, really.
Anywho, I'm heading back to finish Blue Dragon. I hear near the end Lady Zola ties up Marumaro, takes a dump on his face and then violates him for hours with a spiked strap-on (imbued with a Flarus spell, of course). The faster you tap the "A" button, the more the little bastard gets his due! Woot!"