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Comment: don't pee outside,gents! (Score 1) 684

by Provocateur (#45885657) Attached to: Polar Vortex Sends Life-Threatening Freeze To US

you don't just shake it when you're done. you have to SNAPOFF the piss after it freezes in mid-air. I tried to explain to the officer it was for a coupledrug tests later in the day, and i had several lined up. nah, they won't have to nuke it.just drop off the sample in the cup. or ziplock bags, for those that know the don't get all artistic withyour output; they might think you do this for a living.

"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?" -- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)