In Soviet Russia old age is killed by you!

Currently allocated budget for 2013 is $5.6 bn
Considering $51.8bn is going to be spent during 7 years then it is less than 5% growth per year.
Keeping in mind the inflation, there is no groowth at all!

..and got faired for using a newer portable browser, because this is considered as vulnerability!

people always want to know how much worth are they

your money I need

Finally landed in North Korea

and then hijacked by Chinese Hackers

Was Apollo 11 a military ship? And its main weapon was a pencil!

there is a difference between internet (any internetwork) and the Internet (a worldwide publicly accessible system of interconnected computer networks)

Piece of cake!

In the end of 19th century Dmitri Mendeleev (Russian chemist) was spending a lot of time to investigate how to solve problem of too many horses shitting in the streets. Solving such type of problems is typical for nerds as well.

Ask Slashdot is not a direct question, so Betteridge's law is not working here.

and it costs less than 1 USD per record.

Game available for free in many places like here.
In order to download, use firebug or any other plugin suitable to save SWF files.