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http://www.popealien.com/
"PopeAlien" is not my given birth name. I was born to a family of Amish swimwear dealers in Nevada, and christened "Larry". I became restless and rebelious at the age of three, and moved to New York to take a job as construction supervisor for the Chrysler building. Years of working in dusty open pits have caused my fingers to all but disappear under a thick layer of calous and scabbing. I now spend my federal disability insurance on tech gadgetry and use a blow/suck straw to create places to go on the Web.