I would be more excited if they could figure out how to turn dead cells into computers.
...540 whatever, and that's only if you count (Score:-1). It's just kinda pathetic.
I've been The Pope for God knows how many years and this is the best that you can do? Look, don't get me wrong, there have been some great comments ("talk to the cloud", now That is clever). I'm just saying, well, uh stay in touch OK? By the way, have you all seen the new iWatch? Way cool. Well gotta run, shuffle really, but well, anyway, uh, bye.
Hey! Big Guy! Throw me a bone, I'm dying up here!
... I kill me.