Close, but the store reads more like this:
Net neutrality:
McCain - let the markets handle it
Lord Obama savior of the univers - legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it, legislate it....
Broadband Availability:
McCain - increased access via competition
Obama the magnificent - re-define 'broadband', move toward universal service, increase availability at schools & libraries, re-define 'broadband', move toward universal service, increase availability at schools & libraries, re-define 'broadband', move toward universal service, increase availability at schools & libraries, re-define 'broadband',.........
H1B visas:
McCain - increase the number of them
Obama, whom women swoon over - full immigration overhaul, produce more American-born tech workers, make workers less dependent on their employers, full immigration overhaul, produce more American-born tech workers, make workers less dependent on their employersfull immigration overhaul, produce more American-born tech workers, make workers less dependent on their employersfull immigration overhaul, produce more American-born tech workers, make workers less dependent on their employersfull immigration overhaul, produce more American-born tech workers, make workers less dependent on their emplo....
Intellectual Property Protection:
McCain - gov't handles blatant abuses, works against protectionism
Obama for a change, in ANY direction, so long as it's change! - increase cooperation on international standards, increase cooperation on international standards, increase cooperation on international standards, increase cooperation on international standards, increase cooperation on international standards, increase cooperation on ....
Privacy:
McCain - immunity for companies that cooperated with warrentless wiretapping
Obama, oh, my preacher said what for the last 20 years? I was sleeping. Oh, my wife said WHAT last month? You took it out of context. And btw, don't talk smack about my wife... But that jackass my opponent is married to is fair game - expand the FTC to cooperate with international agencies to track cyber-criminals, expand the FTC to cooperate with international agencies to track cyber-criminals, expand the FTC to cooperate with international agencies to track cyber-criminals, expand the FTC to cooperate with international agencies to track cyber-criminals, expand the FTC to cooperate with international agencies to track cyber-criminals, expand the ....