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by CaptnCrud on Saturday July 19, @04:03AM (#24247361)
Attached to: Wii Gets Custom Firmware, Purported PSP Emulator
if the wiis graphics didnt look so simalar to the gamecubes, the wii is nothing more than two gamecubes duct taped together. and apparently im not the only one as stated here by joystiq to think this. sure bowling is cool but why the hell wouldnt I go out and...you know bowl for real. [end rant]
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by buswolley on Friday July 18, @10:03PM (#24249567)
Attached to: Diebold Patch May Be Evidence of '02 Election Tampering

McCain might also have tried to manipulate elections an old fashioned today by commenting on the probable timing of Obama's arrival in Iraq.

This is obviously a major security issue for Obama, and shows us why McCain should not be president.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUKN1830368120080718

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by mosel-saar-ruwer on Friday July 18, @05:03PM (#24244283)
Attached to: Earth and Moon From an Alien's Perspective

http://www.nasa.gov/mov/260503main_red_green_blue2.mov
http://www.nasa.gov/mov/260502main_nir_green_blue2.mov

Why can't these tax-payer subsidized f*ckt*ards take five or ten minutes out of their busy days to encode their cr*p in a non-proprietary format?

Like, say, this thing that's been around for more than a decade now - what's it called?

Help me out here...

"MPEG", is it?
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by dna_(c)(tm)(r) on Friday July 18, @02:22PM (#24245107)
Attached to: Worm Transcodes MP3s To Infect PCs

Why would Microsoft transcode mp3's to Real Media?

Because "WOOSH" sounds better in that format?

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by eno2001 on Monday July 14, @09:03PM (#24185941)
Attached to: 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include

Since most of the humor impaired anti-Linux crowd have moved over to Digg, I'll play devil's idio... err... advocate.

Yeah. Like that's a good idea... When you put Lunix on a computer, guess what? It doesn't come with drivers. The Fortune 500 businesses that make drivers for their equipment only do so for Windows and you can't use those drivers on Lunix. So what happens when you buy a brand new scanner or printer, or video card? You have to rebuild the kernel, pray to the gods CUPS and SANE, throw holy water over your shoulder and hope like hell that you don't have a $200+ brick sitting on your desk. Think that's going to make things easier for Microsoft because I don't.

It's like Ballmer said, "Applications! Applications! Applications"! Personally, as an important executive in a Fortune 500 company, I don't have time to waste recompiling kernel after kernel and then installing software from raw source. I want things to work and I want them to work RIGHT NOW! My time is worth a lot of money and I need programs like Photoshop and Flash so I can write betas of databases my company creates so I can get the imagination-free coders under my charge to build things like normal people want. (Never let a database developer start coding until you have the prototype fully functional in Flash!)

On top of that, Linux has ZERO support for system and application sounds. If there is one thing that will kill a database application making it in the rough and tumble market, it's a lack of action sounds. Our database sports 1400 sounds for every activity imaginable in the database. My personal favorite is the heartbeat sound when you go into bullet-time mode while scrolling through the database itself. I had to fight a few non-visionaries about putting the sound (fired them actually) into the database! I'll never understand why developers are so bad at grasping the importance of flashiness in a database application. Can you do that in Linux? HELL no! Linux just sucks for databases.

I wouldn't touch Linux with a ten foot barge pole otherwise it might infect my beautiful and innovative mind. It seems like people who use and like Linux, lack vision and lack creativity. Instead they're perfectly happy with their grey screens from 1984 and all text data. Ugh! NO ONE in their right mind likes that kind of thing. We need the kind of flashiness you see in Vista's Aero Glass interface. That is the pinnacle of innovation in the computer world. NO ONE has ever done anything like that on any other OS.

So as funny as you think your stupid comment is, I can tell you're just an idiot.

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by teknopurge on Monday July 07, @05:03PM (#24088267)
Attached to: User Charged With Felony For Using Fake Name On MySpace

What, because a site's policy states something you think it's ok to not pay any attention to it? To blow-by the sign-up form with false data that just meets the field validation?

Christ indeed. IMO, who cares how people "use" sign-up forms, the provider expects valid information to be entered. What, because there is finally a consequence to providing false information just to sign-up to a site you're getting pissy? Please. Now if they only start to go after all the spammers with yahoo/google/hotmail account we'll have some progress.

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by JohnBailey on Sunday May 25, @07:03PM (#23537333)
Attached to: Amusement Park Bans PDAs and Smartphones

No it's not. They have a policy at a private amusement. I f you don't like it, you can "recreate" elsewhere.
Ahh.. policy.. The bureaucratic form of "I was only following orders"
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Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Wednesday December 12 2007, @04:54PM
from the no-press-like-bad-press dept.
arrenlex writes "Improv Everywhere, a NY-based comedy group, was served a Cease & Desist notice by Best Buy for selling 'improv everywhere' shirts modeled after the blue Best Buy uniform. But that's not the interesting part. From the blog post: 'Here's where the story gets interesting. Today, Best Buy sent a C&D to our friend Scott Beale over at laughingsquid.com threatening legal action unless he removes the blog post referencing our shirts! They're threatening to sue someone for just covering the news story of the shirts!'"
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  ZOMG New Zunes 2007-10-03 12:34

Posted by CmdrTaco on Wednesday October 03 2007, @12:34PM
from the can't-begin-to-care dept.
BarlowBrad writes "From PC World: "Microsoft announced a new slate of Wi-Fi-equipped Zune players today, including $150 4GB and $200 8GB flash-based players, and a $250 80GB model that's slimmer than the original Zune. All of the new models feature touch-sensitive controls and wireless syncing with your PC, a much-demanded feature that Microsoft will also make available on the original 30GB Zune when the new models debut in mid November." Wireless. More space than a Nomad. But draw your own conclusions."
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Posted by kdawson on Monday September 10 2007, @08:08PM
from the say-it-ain't-so-miguel dept.
you-bet-it's-not-out-of-context writes "A blogger on KDE Developer's Journal has found an interesting post by Miguel de Icaza, the founder of GNOME and Mono, in a Google group dedicated to the discussion of his blog entries. Six days ago Miguel stated that 'OOXML is a superb standard and yet, it has been FUDed so badly by its competitors that serious people believe that there is something fundamentally wrong with it.' In the same post he says that to avoid patent problems over Silverlight, when using or developing Mono's implementation (known as Moonlight), i's best to 'get/download Moonlight from Novell which will include patent coverage.'"
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Posted by Zonk on Tuesday May 22 2007, @09:01AM
from the what's-with-the-saber-rattling-then dept.
San Muel writes "In an official statement, Microsoft has said it has no immediate plans to sue after alleging patent infringements by open-source vendors for the time being. The company goes on to say that, essentially, it could have done that any time in the last three years if it wanted to. So what's the purpose of these bold announcements? '[John McCreesh, OpenOffice.org marketing project lead] added that while Microsoft may not have plans to sue, it could be using the threat of litigation to try to encourage corporate customers to move to those open-source product vendors with whom it had signed licensing agreements, such as Novell. "Microsoft has spent time and money accumulating patents. Maybe it has started using that armory to move corporate customers to open-source software that Microsoft approves of."'"
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Posted by kdawson on Thursday February 22 2007, @02:14PM
from the first-up-against-the-wall dept.
Fishing Expedition writes in with a story in Ars reporting that the RIAA has decided to appeal a judge's decision to award attorneys' fees to defendant Debbie Foster in Capitol Records v. Foster. If the award stands, the RIAA could find itself in trouble in numerous other cases, and they know it. Their real fear, more than the attorneys' fees, is the judge's finding that the RIAA's arguments for contributory and vicarious infringement claims in cases like this one are not viable.
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 [+] story, yro, court, music, mafiaa, haha, asdf
Posted by samzenpus on Thursday November 09 2006, @08:55AM
from the my-outlet-stinks dept.
tuxd00d writes "The question goes something like this: How many toilet flushes does it take to power a light bulb? There's really no answer, but Salt Lake City is exploring a pilot project that would convert sewer waste into energy to run a heating and cooling system in a downtown building, city water department official Jeff Niermeyer said."
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