"We've noticed that you've been running your furnace a lot recently. Here's a list of insulation installers in your area that you might be interested in."
So, about 5 minutes of income then.
It says that you have to run a terminal command to enable AirDisk mode.
After you install two blank drives and remove the optical drive, how do you get the OS installed in the first place?
According to the video, they started out by milling two silicon hemispheres. How did they bond them together?
Talk about your bad luck...
Remember a few years ago, there was a woman who was hit on the head by a lamppost that fell after being struck by a Macy's Parade balloon?
A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows; it'll cost us a fortune to fix."
Although I suppose a flying lawnmower wouldn't actually get the grass cut too quickly...
1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth.
2. Alton Brown's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard.
3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon merengue.
4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.
Dear Mrs. Samples:
Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
After a couple odd crashes, I finally decided to reinstall MacOS X 10.4 on my Powerbook, which is actually the first time I've done a full reinstall since I got it over two years ago.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.