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Comment: Re:Bad news (Score -1) 435

by Pharoah_69 (#48621757) Attached to: In Breakthrough, US and Cuba To Resume Diplomatic Relations

maybe you should watch Scarface and learn...

the United States isn't what you claim. True; it has been taken over culturally because of loop-holes and foreigners/space-aliens exploiting our laws but we seek to have mutually beneficial relationships with other "friendly" countries, planets, solar systems, and galaxies.

What does the country of Cuba want?

Comment: Re:plenty of aliens I bet (Score -1) 334

by Pharoah_69 (#48526871) Attached to: Aliens Are Probably Everywhere, Just Not Anywhere Nearby

We are.. and we were.. there are plenty of aliens; it's just about money and most of them have human DNA anyway so...

In truth, a hood or empoverished area on this planet is probably filled with alien activity and high technology. That's where I go to buy new technology at times.

If any of you knew, the US dollar and its functions are about our interaction throughout the galaxy and the universe.

btw, you shouldn't bet.

Comment: Hallejuah....... (Score -1) 268

by Pharoah_69 (#48233621) Attached to: Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion


Deerly beloved, we have gathered today to celebrate the Jedis. In a galaxy far away that decended onto our own planet, he gave us his only begotten son, Luke Skywalker, who defied Darth Vader, who decended on Endor, was slain and caught in a net, who rose again to be with the Father and Yoda. We pray to the Jedis.

Yoda hear our prayer

The ceremony has ended. May the Force be with you.

And also with you.

Comment: Let my PCs go (Score -1) 44

"this week in disrupting 'ZeroAccess,' a vast botnet that has enslaved more than two million PCs with malicious software in an elaborate and lucrative scheme to defraud online advertisers"

And people point the finger at me for being a tyrant. A vast botnet that enslaved tons of PCs to join the cloud on a stairway to Heaven would have been a much better result.

It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong. -- Chris Torek