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Government

+ - Why are you not more concerned about swine flu?

Submitted by PMuse
PMuse (320639) writes "Why are you not more concerned about swine flu than you are?
  1. I trust my government to keep me safe.
  2. Simple precautions (handwashing, masks, etc.) are sufficient.
  3. I received my injections already.
  4. I had the virus already.
  5. A fast connection and a wide screen are all the social interaction I ever get anyway.
  6. Swine are easier to take down than triffids, vampires, zombies, or rage victims.
  7. It was about time that we decreased the surplus population.
  8. My doctor is Cowboy Neal.
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