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Occams writes "reaking News:
In video You Tube has revealed that the Chinese have secretly developed a human clone machine, and now they are churning out an army that is just too cute to shoot.
That was seven years ago. Imagine how many they have now.
Intel video analysts have noticed that the Commie Evil Genius has given himself away by not cloning some short fat ugly ones to hide in the middle ranks, as we and all other armies have to do.
Also note how the officers are identical clones of the enlisted women. How Communist?
Notice how the Beta Version 1.1.1 clone machine still has some problems with faces. Some of them are a little blurry. Perhaps they are still working on the HiDef 2.0 version.
“This is damn serious because it might work” says SecDef. “How could any red-blooded American male shoot at that? Maybe we really do need more women in combat roles. It is the best argument for equality that I have ever seen.”
Now at last Hillary C remembers a drunken comment from the Chinese Ambassador.
“What you Americans do if you got clone machine : Elvis?”"
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In video You Tube has revealed that the Chinese have secretly developed a human clone machine, and now they are churning out an army that is just too cute to shoot.
That was seven years ago. Imagine how many they have now.
Intel video analysts have noticed that the Commie Evil Genius has given himself away by not cloning some short fat ugly ones to hide in the middle ranks, as we and all other armies have to do.
Also note how the officers are identical clones of the enlisted women. How Communist?
Notice how the Beta Version 1.1.1 clone machine still has some problems with faces. Some of them are a little blurry. Perhaps they are still working on the HiDef 2.0 version.
“This is damn serious because it might work” says SecDef. “How could any red-blooded American male shoot at that? Maybe we really do need more women in combat roles. It is the best argument for equality that I have ever seen.”
Now at last Hillary C remembers a drunken comment from the Chinese Ambassador.
“What you Americans do if you got clone machine : Elvis?”"
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