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Submitted by Occams
Occams writes "reaking News:

In video You Tube has revealed that the Chinese have secretly developed a human clone machine, and now they are churning out an army that is just too cute to shoot.
That was seven years ago. Imagine how many they have now.

Intel video analysts have noticed that the Commie Evil Genius has given himself away by not cloning some short fat ugly ones to hide in the middle ranks, as we and all other armies have to do.
Also note how the officers are identical clones of the enlisted women. How Communist?
Notice how the Beta Version 1.1.1 clone machine still has some problems with faces. Some of them are a little blurry. Perhaps they are still working on the HiDef 2.0 version.

“This is damn serious because it might work” says SecDef. “How could any red-blooded American male shoot at that? Maybe we really do need more women in combat roles. It is the best argument for equality that I have ever seen.”

Now at last Hillary C remembers a drunken comment from the Chinese Ambassador.
“What you Americans do if you got clone machine : Elvis?”"

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Comment: asymetric weapons required. (Score 1) 353

by Occams (#43639649) Attached to: Paul's Call To Abolish the TSA, One Year Later
The real (Elephant in the room) lesson from 911 is that in terrorist airliner hijacks passengers desperately need to have some kind of a weapon. Presumably the TSA rationale is to disarm all passengers in order to disarm the terrorists. So then it is terrorists versus the passengers with fists. I would still put my $20 on the terrorists because they are tough ruthless fanatical bastards who train for it.. They should simply put pepper sprays and stun guns in some seat backs where the passengers can get at them. It would be impossible to take over a plane with weapons like that, but relatively easy for an untrained person to overcome a terrorist. If there was a real possibility that some passengers might be armed in that way, the terrorists would have to reassess their risk management strategy, and would probably choose a softer target.

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