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Emphasizing the emphasis!

I already know how to bloody well read thank you.

I once cut down a tree with a hammer (approx 30cm in diameter, it took all day).

The problem is not cutting down the tree, but flattening it out into a 'wheel' shape. So yes, you are correct. It does take a really long time, and a travois (or similar) is much more effective given the amount of time it takes to make a wheel (lacking 'sophisticated' tools).

Socialist!

Many places (don't know about Australia) put the phone line on the same pole as the power. At least when it comes to residential distribution.

Oh, and +1 to the RAZR, it's a great phone which I owned for 3+ years easily. They are cheap, in plentiful supply, and do everything that you (the OP) wants.

Some of the less expensive text-only nokias will work too. As a bonus, they cannot receive picture messaging, preventing you from even needing to consider a plan with one.

MMS is an abhorrent waste of time that despite I get free unlimited MMS messages, have never sent one. I will not inflict that pain and suffering on another person in that way.

They truly are a vile creation only popular with people whos age (or acts like their age) starts with a '1' followed by some small number.

If MMS is the only issue, you need new friends. Any decent feature phone lets you reject said MMS messages from being downloaded (and therefore you from not being charged).

A lot of those cars have had all the mechanical bits replaced by this point. Typically with old Soviet parts.

Yeah, it might be a 56 Chevy body, but it has an 80's Soviet transmission.

Did you try it with your intestines?

A warning label which is not present on toy packaging. Children's toys which contain rare-earth magnets.

So, will the EpiPen work?