Scrum Master: OK, let's go around the room and do our stand-up for they day. We've got a week or two to straighten this thing out.
Mary: Ummm...I'm trying not to kill myself today, hopefully no one will notice if I spend the day in the rest room.
Tan: Well, I started my review of the backround 3rd-party insurance-module interfaces. So far, mock objects are in place. I'm thinking we should implement something?
Bob: I'm working on name-tags, the holiday schedule, and the Submit button.
Assan: I'm new.
Scrum Master: OK, does anyone have any blocking issues for today?
Bob: Uh, I'm not (air-quotes) technically a programmer, but I can make some killer PowerPoints.
Tan: Right now, I just have these fan-fold printouts of the code. Also, I've never done COBOL before. Oh, and can I get a computer?
Early 2012, it was requested that MATE be included in said repositories, and almost 2 years later, it appears we're almost there.
2 years, or "an afternoon discussion" in Debian time.
Same group, so they mostly get overtime pay.
Gotta answer: 'Cause.
I give it an 8, Dick. It has a nice superposition, but I can't dance to it.
Actually, it is a result of Obamacare.
Who tapped Merkel?
It's always good to have a neutral party weigh in on the issue. Now we know.
He has kind eyes.
IT turned out to be some kind of huge spider running around underground. Not the best ending.