Not to worry, somebody already modded it with a "Troll", which is even funnier...

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.

Is this an article about how the Windows 8 UI was designed?

In the same way VisiCalc made the Apple ][, Lotus 123 made the IBM PC. Later, when people said "IBM compatible", what they really meant was "123 compatible", because it wrote directly to the video memory, rather than doing screen output through BIOS calls; so "compatible" hardware had to address its video memory the same way IBM did.

Many would rather take a bullet than Slowest Notes.

Never mind the Twitterizing of the title, how about: "for the then yet released iPhone".

It's a direct quote from TFA*.

*"The Fucking Article"

But ohmygosh we turned "^" into a reference-counted pointer operator. Oh, and what's a reference cycle?

Was what caused me to fall out of my chair LOLing.

I'm amazed you pulled your head out of the sand long enough to read the summary.

I didn't say you were paranoid, you must have imagined that.

Have you seen the latest "Woah! Bing won!" ad campaign? Remember Mojave? Microsoft has a long history of blaming their customers because they "just don't get it" how awesome the (fill in the blank) Microsoft product is.

I think you meant "superior" typists.

Good choice on buying the extended warranty on the Nexus 7. The glass is pretty much known to crack on its own, without any outside stresses.

^ supercilious ^

Exactly what I meant. Everybody has their own definition of "purity".