This is just here incase someone wants to yell at me for being a dick without doing so on an actual discussion thread.
The obligitory biography: I am a fat geeky white guy with the stereotypical long hair, glasses and pimples. I like to eat, sleep, read, fight and mess with computers. I don't like to drink, smoke or talk.
Most people who see me either see me with a twisted grin on my face or a scowl, these are not what they appear however, I generally am grinning when blankfaced because that's just how my mouth curves and any other expressions are just you seeing it from the wrong angle.
I almost always have a ballcap on, generally sans-logo because I just want the shade.
I know more about Tolkien's works than any sane man, though I've not read them in a while and like my French it grows rust.
There, you know as much as anyone I've met.